Programmer Discovers Revolutionary Way to Write Microservices in Just One Line of Code
2023-06-24
A software engineer has just shaken the programming world with a groundbreaking discovery that will change the way we think about writing microservices. And the best part? It takes just one line of code!
Trapped in a Satire Article Factory: The Struggle to Fart and Talk to My Kids
2023-06-24
A brave individual shares their harrowing tale of being stuck in a satire article factory where bodily functions and family communication are forbidden. Will they ever escape this comedic nightmare?
Epic Battle: Duke Nukem Versus Doom Guy!
2023-06-24
What happens when two of the most iconic video game characters of all time face each other in a life or death battle? Find out in this thrilling article on The Wibble.
Groo the Wanderer brings chaos and hilarity to Wibbletown
2023-06-24
A new visitor has arrived in Wibbletown and it's none other than the legendary Groo the Wanderer. Get ready for a wild and unpredictable ride as he shakes things up in town.
Local man surprised to find Skeletor costume not appropriate for job interview
2023-06-24
A man recently discovered that his life-long dream of becoming Skeletor may not be as appealing to employers as he thought.
Experts Confirm: He-Man's Abs Are Actually Made of Fuzzy Material
2023-06-24
Recent studies reveal shocking new information about the beloved cartoon character's legendary physique.
Breaking News: Local Restaurant Runs Out of Wheat, Three Tigers Left Disappointed
2023-06-24
Chaos ensues as three tigers are denied their meal at a local restaurant due to unexpected wheat shortage
Local Woodchuck Causes Chaos at Lumberyard
2023-06-24
A recent incident at a local lumberyard has everyone wondering: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Is Your City Water Too Wet? This One Simple Trick Will Help You Find Out!
2023-06-24
Do you suspect that your city water might be too wet? Are you tired of feeling like you're swimming every time you take a shower? Read on to learn a potentially life-saving trick for checking the water in your city.
10 Commandments for Internet CEOs to Avoid Becoming the Butt of Online Jokes
2023-06-24
Avoiding social media disasters is no piece of cake. Here are the top 10 rules to dodge the enshittification trap all Internet CEOs should know
Top 10 Mutiny Scenarios that will make you wish they were real
2023-06-24
A private military company rebelled against Putin and Shoigu. We take a closer look at the top 10 mutiny scenarios that will make you question 'what if?'
Billionaire Submarine Sinks During Titanic Expedition
2023-06-24
A group of wealthy entrepreneurs met their watery demise in the pursuit of history as their sub imploded while exploring the wreckage of the Titanic. Perhaps next time they'll consider letting the less fortunate have a go first. It also turns out that the submarine wasn't exactly up to par, with a cheap Logitech Bluetooth controller being used for steering. Who knew billionaires loved a deal?
C++ Templates Destroyed My Computer: A Cautionary Tale
2023-06-24
A programmer shares their harrowing experience with C++ templates and how it resulted in a catastrophic failure of their system.
Breaking News: Turkey Translator Invents Device to Communicate with Turkeys
2023-06-24
A turkey translator has made a groundbreaking invention that could change the way we communicate with turkeys forever.
Space the Final Frontier for Affordable Housing: Jedediah Kerman Unveils Ambitious Plan
2023-06-24
Jedediah Kerman has a bold new plan to solve the housing crisis - by launching entire houses into space. Find out how he plans to take advantage of all that unused space up there.
New study reveals shocking truth about puns
2023-06-24
Research suggests a surprising lack of appreciation for puns in modern society.
Apple sued Swiss farmers over apple logo trademark infringement
2023-06-24
Tech giant Apple takes on Swiss farmers over their logo design that features an image of the fruit that Apple is trademarking.
Bjarne Stroustrup Invents New Programming Language - 'Bulldog'
2023-06-24
Famed computer scientist and inventor of C++, Bjarne Stroustrup, has announced his latest creation: a new programming language called 'Bulldog'. But will it really be man's new best friend in coding?
Aliens Claim Responsibility for Missing Socks in XCOM Headquarters
2023-06-24
In a shocking turn of events, aliens have claimed responsibility for the missing socks at the XCOM headquarters. Our investigative reporter uncovers the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.
Alien Invasion Imminent as Elerium Harvested from Roswell Crash Site
2023-06-24
Government officials deny extraterrestrial involvement as private company profits from rare mineral extraction