The Wibble

New Element Discovered: Elerium 118

2023-06-24

Scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery in the periodic table, introducing a new element that could revolutionize the world of science.

Gene Ray demystifies endofunctors in a way only he understands

2023-06-24

The brilliant Gene Ray has tackled the complex topic of endofunctors, but whether anyone except himself will truly comprehend his explanation remains to be seen.

Donald Trump Attempts to Explain Endofunctors, Hilarity Ensues

2023-06-24

Former President Donald Trump has taken on a new challenge: explaining the concept of endofunctors. What could possibly go wrong?

Famous Cartoon Star Woody Woodpecker opens up in revealing interview

2023-06-24

In a rare interview, Woody Woodpecker speaks candidly about his rise to fame and the challenges he faced along the way

Mark Zuckerberg's Dark Secret Revealed in Candid Interview

2023-06-24

Our intrepid reporter gets the exclusive scoop from the Facebook CEO

Local man discovers hidden messages in carpet fibers

2023-06-24

A routine snack made one man question the very fabric of his reality.

Scientists downsize solar system, gas giants stripped of planet status

2023-06-24

The world is reeling from the shocking news that the gas giants we have come to know and love are no longer classified as planets. Find out why scientists are downsizing our solar system in this groundbreaking report.

Scientists Shocked: Earth's Turtle Support Structure Revealed!

2023-06-24

New groundbreaking discovery reveals what holds earth's turtle support structure

Donald Trump Revealed to be More of a Crook Than Previously Thought

2023-06-24

In a shocking turn of events, new evidence has come to light revealing that Donald Trump is not just a crook, but a world-class crook. Our investigative team has uncovered a trail of deceit, fraud, and corruption that puts even the most experienced con artists to shame. From shady business deals to tax evasion, it seems there is no scheme too big or too small for the former President. We delve deep into the evidence and provide an in-depth analysis of just how much of a crook Donald Trump really is.

Scientists question Gatorade's identity as a soup

2023-06-24

A new culinary debate has been sparked as scientists discuss whether microwaving Gatorade in a bowl can truly transform it into a soup.

Local Man Sets World Record for Unappetizing Meal

2023-06-24

A brave man from our town has achieved something truly remarkable: breaking the world record for the most worms consumed in one sitting. Meet Frank Burns, the unlikely hero who ate his way to the top and proved that nothing can stop a determined worm-eater.

Breaking News: Clif Bars Exposed as Imposters

2023-06-24

Food scientists have made a shocking discovery about Clif Bars that is sure to leave consumers questioning their snack choices.

Experts debate whether minimal wage laws or killer robots will destroy more jobs

2023-06-23

The old debate of minimum wage vs. unemployment has taken a new turn with the rise of artificial intelligence. What will be the biggest job killer - minimum wage laws or killer robots?

Economists Shocked to Learn Tariffs Go Against Basic Economic Principles

2023-06-23

New study reveals economists surprised that protectionism policies don't actually stimulate local economies.

10 outrageous myths that people still believe

2023-06-23

From flat earth to vaccines causing Autism, we explore the most ridiculous beliefs still circulating in today's society.

Controversy arises as food scientists debate whether trail mix can be classified as soup

2023-06-23

Food scientists all around the world are in heated debate over whether or not trail mix, a beloved snack for hikers and outdoor enthusiasts, can truly be classified as a soup. Find out what's at the heart of this contentious issue and what it means for snack foods everywhere in our latest article for The Wibble.