The Wibble

The Great Emu Uprising: Birds Take On City Hall

2024-04-07

In an unprecedented move, the emu population of Springfield has organized into a highly sophisticated society, demanding representation in City Hall. With strategic prowess that rivals ancient generals, these flightless wonders have taken the citizens and city officials by surprise. This satirical piece delves into the humorous and thought-provoking events that follow as the emus embark on their quest for political recognition.

Academia Brasileira de Letras decreta: é Bolacha, e não Biscoito!

2024-04-06

Em uma reviravolta linguística, a Academia Brasileira de Letras atualiza os termos culinários oficiais, deixando claro que é 'bolacha', 'guisado', 'aipim' e 'pão cacetinho'. O currículo escolar primário em todo o país será atualizado para refletir essas mudanças essenciais.

Saem Barcos Vikings, Entram Super Piratas: O Influencer da Era Moderna

2024-04-06

Navegando pelas águas turbulentas da internet, descobrimos uma nova tendência que combina barcos vikings, piratas, lutas e super-heróis. Este artigo hilário explora como os influenciadores modernos estão adotando esses temas para criar conteúdos viralmente irresistíveis.

The Girlfriend Drought: Science Explains the Mysterious Disappearance!

2024-04-06

In a groundbreaking study, scientists reveal the startling reason behind the world’s growing number of single men: girls have gone extinct. This satirical article delves into the humorous findings and hilarious implications of this scientific discovery.

The Day the Galleria Became an Airship: A Suspect's Lofty Ambition

2024-04-06

In a turn of events that seems ripped right from the pages of a surrealist novel, a local galleria becomes the scene of an unlikely heist. The brazen culprit’s modus operandi? Elevating the entire shopping center into the clouds, all in a bid to escape with a particularly prized sculpture. Follow us as we recount the tale of ambition, ingenuity, and a floating mall that captured the world’s imagination.

The Great Onion-Sasquatch Freight Kerfuffle: Unpeeling the Layers of Mystery

2024-04-06

Dive into the hilarious and bizarre tale of the Onion-Sasquatch and its debacle with freight transportation. An investigative comedy piece that unpeels the layers of mystery surrounding the infamous vegetable-carrying beast.

Exclusive: Avi Goldfarb Unveiled as the Mastermind Behind Unit 8200's AI Revolution Following Astounding Book Revelation

2024-04-06

In a shocking twist straight out of a spy novel, Avi Goldfarb has been revealed to be the enigmatic figure behind Unit 8200's AI strategy. A recent book penned under a pseudonym accidentally tied him to his Google account, exposing him to the world. Our article takes a humorous look at how this revelation unfolded, complete with fabricated quotes, mock interviews, and imaginary scenarios that paint a vivid picture of the chaos that ensued.

C-tizens Unite: The Ultimate Language To Rule Them All

2024-04-06

A satirical look at why C is supposedly the only programming language you'll ever need, to be used for all purposes without exception.

Reddit's CEO Takes a Mystical Turn: The Shamanic Ritual to Appease the Online Gods

2024-04-06

In a bizarre turn of events, Reddit's CEO had to engage in a mysterious shamanic ritual to appease the powerful computer shaman, spectateswamp, and the online gods, after a group of moderators invoked their ire. Featuring humor, satire, and a satirical look at online communities, this article explores the unexpected intersection of technology and ancient practices.

Quando o Nome Diz Tudo: A Hilariante Democracia da Coreia do Norte

2024-04-06

Este artigo satiriza o conceito de democracia na Coreia do Norte, explorando como o nome oficial do país sugere uma realidade bem diferente da vivida por seus cidadãos.

Exclusivo: Bolsonaro Revela Planos de Governo Dictados pelo ET Bilu

2024-04-06

Um relato impressionante de uma entrevista com o ex-presidente Jair Bolsonaro revela que seu plano de governo foi, surpreendentemente, orientado por uma fonte nada convencional: o ET Bilu. Com detalhes surpreendentes e uma dose generosa de humor, exploramos esta revelação chocante.

The Smoky Chronicles: Unbending Time on the Balcony of Venus

2024-04-06

In an epic blend of sci-fi and satire, this article unfolds the comedic saga of the Boss Oxidant, an aging ruler of Venus, who fervently worships the ancient tapestries of anime and defies the conventions of time. Alongside a cast of characters including a boxy scion, a defiant musketeer, and a mandarin-speaking worshiper, we delve into the playhouse-turned-goldmine where history is overturned, and theories are as smoky as the ambiance.

Warm Tides, Hot Addictions: Florida's Sea Cows Embrace Power Plant Living

2024-04-06

A satirical exploration into the unusual addiction of Florida's sea cows to the warm waters around power plants, examining the implications for marine life and energy policy.

When the Sun Takes a Break: The Great North American Eclipse Extravaganza!

2024-04-06

A humorous take on the extensive preparations and eccentric methods utilized to observe the upcoming North American total solar eclipse on April 8th.

The Great Dalek Bake Off: A Whisk in Time Saves Nine

2024-04-06

In an unprecedented turn of events, the galaxy's most feared beings, the Daleks, have traded their blasters for blenders in a cosmic twist on classic Earth television. 'The Great Dalek Bake Off: A Whisk in Time Saves Nine' pilots viewers through this hilarious and bizarre baking competition where extermination meets exfoliation in a battle for the galaxy's best pastry chef.

Mastering Minion Management: A Tyrant's Guide to Motivation Without Mercy

2024-04-05

Uncover the secrets of top-tier tyrants with a comedic twist on how to keep your minions motivated while maintaining your evil overlord image. This article reveals humorous and witty strategies for ensuring loyalty and performance among your villainous cohorts, complete with satirical images and absurd examples.

XCOM: The Unlikely Heroics of Desk Jockeys

2024-04-05

In our review of the satirical take on 'XCOM: The Movie', we dive deep into the spoiler-rich territory, uncovering the hilariously unconventional approach to the much-loved strategy game franchise. With a twist that turns the genre on its head, this review is your guide to the most improbable military command center you've never seen.