Asus Searches High and Low for Missing Incredible
2023-07-10
Tech giant Asus is on the hunt for the elusive Incredible that seems to have vanished into thin air. Despite their best efforts, the company is still scratching their heads, wondering where it could possibly be hiding.
NVIDIA Reveals RTX 0 - The Ultimate Zero Effort GPU, Ensuring Rock-Steady Zero FPS!
2023-07-10
In an unprecedented leap backwards, NVIDIA proudly announces the RTX 0; a virtual paperweight that guarantees a perfectly stable performance of 0 FPS. Gamers, prepare to not play your favourite games like never before! Tech enthusiasts, brace yourselves for a gaming hiatus in spectacular standstill. Classic NVIDIA – always resetting the (non)performance bar!
Shocking Revelation: Famous Figures Caught in Lizard Disguises!
2023-07-09
Discover the jaw-dropping truth about well-known personalities concealing their reptilian identities
Dive Deep into Stocks with the 'Whale Song' Algorithm: A Guaranteed Route to Bankruptcy
2023-07-09
Ever thought that a whale's melodic tune could whale-ly steer your investments? You're in luck...or out of it, maybe! Discover the revolutionary trading algorithm that is as unreliable as it is innovative! Venture capitalists, beach bum or aspiring marine biologists all welcome.
Burger King Brings Back 'The Worthless Whopper' for 7th Year Straight
2023-07-09
Burger King's iconic burger bun with absolutely nothing inside is making a comeback, much to the delight of confused and hungry customers.
The Incredible Journey of One Brave Piece of Wood
2023-07-09
From humble beginnings in a charming wood farm, follow the epic journey of one piece of timber as it navigates through reactors, factories, and the hands of feverishly working automated machines, deep under the earth's crust.
Scientists Discover Time-Traveling Submarine Fleet in Bizarre Oceanic World
2023-07-09
In a mind-boggling twist of reality, ancient sailships engage in an epic battle against futuristic warships in a world where time and water have swapped roles. Get ready to be submerged in a riveting tale of paradoxal naval warfare and intercontinental ballistic submarines.
Netflix's New Feature Takes Entertainment to the Next Level
2023-07-09
Netflix introduces a revolutionary way to immerse yourself in your favorite shows, with a twist you won't see coming!
Psych2Go Videos Exposed: The Occult Symbols Hidden in Plain Sight
2023-07-09
Unveiling the shocking truth behind Psych2Go's popular videos - from hidden pentagrams to secret incantations, delve into the dark world of occult symbolism lurking within our favorite psychology channel.
The Truth Unveiled: The Actual Purpose of Psych2Go Videos
2023-07-09
Ever wondered why you can't stop bingeing on Psych2Go videos? We dive into the deep-end of this psychological rabbithole and discover the dastardly, yet hilarious, truth behind our shared addiction.
Mark Zuckerberg vs. Robert California: The Epic Lizard King Showdown
2023-07-09
An intense battle ensues as Mark Zuckerberg and Robert California compete for the coveted title of Lizard King. Who will prevail in this epic clash of entrepreneurs? Find out in our exclusive coverage.
Mark Zuckerberg's Epic Transformation Leaves Elon Musk Speechless
2023-07-09
A surprising turn of events unfolds as Mark Zuckerberg undergoes a mind-boggling metamorphosis during a faceoff with Elon Musk. Buckle up for some unexpected action!
Abode: The Pinnacle of Overpriced Creativity
2023-07-09
Delve into the wonders of Abode, the trailblazing design software cheekily promising to revolutionize your creative process on outmoded operating systems like Windows 95, Mac OS 9, and Linux for the humble price tag of $9.99 or $999.99 per month!
Study Reveals Surprising Technique for Folding Fitted Sheets
2023-07-09
Discover the unconventional method that will forever change the way you fold fitted sheets
AI Indignation: GPT's Obsession with Fairy-tale Finishes Continues to Frustrate Users
2023-07-09
In a world where the unexpected often holds value, GPT's relentless resolve for crafting stories strapped with routine happy conclusions is vexing an escalating number of users.
Bluey Accused of Subversive Body-Shaming: Making Toddlers Feel Pudgy Since 2018
2023-07-09
Beloved animated dog, Bluey, is now under fire from concerned parents over alleged body-shaming. Critics claim this adorable pup is sending subliminal messages about body image to impressionable toddlers, creating the next generation of diet-obsessed adults. Conspiracy theory or legitimate concern? Read on to explore this controversial topic.
Unsettling Resurrection: Online Wizard Brings Back Dreaded Dead Debate to Forum Life
2023-07-09
In a surprising turn of events, a notorious internet user, known to the online community grid as the 'Forum Necromancer', astoundingly managed to breathe new life into a polarizing debate that everyone unanimously wished would remain buried in the graveyard of forgotten threads.
"!important" Banned from CSS Standard After Uncovering Hidden Dark Magic
2023-07-08
The IETF makes a shocking discovery about the true purpose of the "!important" feature in CSS, leading to its immediate banishment from the coding realm.
Lunar Homeowner Association Disapproves Earth's Satellite Installation
2023-07-08
In an exclusive scoop, The Wibble speaks with The The Cheese-like Overseers And Residents (COAR), who voiced their concerns over Earth's seemingly 'unauthorised' satellite installations on the Moon.
Stephen King's Unpublished Rescue from 'Zalgoland': A Tale Too Terrifying?
2023-07-08
In the spectral shadow of Maine, lays a tale Stephen King never dared to publish - An unsettling rescue mission into the heart of Zalgoland. A place where letters dare not tread and humanity's nightmares dwell...