Kung Fury: The Ultimate Guide to Mastering Martial Arts with a Side of Bad Hair
2023-07-08
Discover the secrets behind the infamous Kung Fury and his unconventional techniques that include stylish hair, epic dance moves, and a whole lot of action-packed hilarity.
Exclusive: Notorious Interdimensional Being Zalgo Pens Candid Interview with The Wibble
2023-07-08
In a turn of events that's left our journalists questioning the fabric of reality, The Wibble scores an exclusive interview with Zalgo, the entity from beyond. Buckle up as he shares his thoughts on emoticon-based existential dread, interdimensional trolling, and dreams of world domination.
World in Chaos as Sociologists Reveal Upvote Universe Limit
2023-07-08
Sociologists have made a mind-blowing cosmic discovery that could shake the foundations of the internet. Prepare for an upvote revelation of astronomical proportions!
Confessions of an Impatient Driver: Embracing the Gas Station Line
2023-07-08
Buckle up for a hilarious ride as one driver shares their unexpected transformation from frustrated to enlightened while waiting in the seemingly endless line at the gas station.
Despite Time's Relentless March, Bamerindus Savings Remain Unperturbed
2023-07-08
Time may fly, and life's relentless pace never ceases, yet amidst the chaotic rhythm of the universe, there is a consistent, unchanging pulse - the Bamerindus Savings account. Stay tuned as we explore this strangely soothing phenomenon.
Jack Black to Teach the World How to Master the Art of Express Check-Outs in New Holiday Inn Express Film
2023-07-08
Prepare to be entertained and educated as Jack Black takes on a hilarious role in a new Holiday Inn Express film, revealing the secrets behind lightning-fast hotel check-outs.
Tech Startup's Revolutionary Alarm App Causes Panic with Unexpected Bacon Scent
2023-07-08
Users are left scrambling after a tech startup's alarm app accidentally releases the aroma of sizzling bacon, leading to chaotic kitchen inspections across the country.
Laughter Epidemic Strikes Again: Chronicles of 2021's Hilarious Unhappenings
2023-07-08
Hold onto your ribs and your sanity as we unveil the most bizarre and belly-laugh inducing tales from across the globe. A year of fits, gaffes, and uproarious laughter awaits your exploration!
Local Writer Discovers Hidden Message in Popular Novel
2023-07-08
A local writer makes a surprising revelation after closely examining a well-known classic.
Mother Discovers Education Materials That Remove Child's Personal Preferences
2023-07-08
A woman who overcame adversity, won a tournament, and worked hard to get an education, realizes that an advertisement for education materials has taken away her child's ability to have opinions and preferences. She is left heartbroken, unable to comfort her child.
Man Discovers Elusive Gopher or Legendary Wood-Chuck? Investigations Underway!
2023-07-08
A remarkable discovery leaves a man baffled after setting up a non-violent mouse trap. Is it a gopher or a legendary wood-chuck? Join us as we delve into this intriguing investigation led by the one and only Ed O'Neill, a detective extraordinaire, who uncovers surprising twists amidst city construction.
Rocking the Weather: How 'The Stones' are Altering the Climate More Than You!
2023-07-08
Believe it or not, but the number one influencer of our climate isn't what you're thinking. 86's EXPO rain dance? Well, it was just the beginning...
Local Hackerman Loses Vision After Computer Monitor Launches Cyber Assault
2023-07-07
A local hackerman finds himself in a blinding predicament after his computer monitor unexpectedly launches a high-tech attack on his retinas.
Mysterious Nvidia technology gives video game scenery a cheeky twist
2023-07-07
Gamers are in for a surprise as Nvidia's DLSS technology gets playful with hand gestures in virtual landscapes.
Undying Charm: Harrison Ford's Corpse Shines Bright in Latest Indiana Jones Flop
2023-07-07
In an unexpected twist on the Hollywood tradition of sequels, Harrison Ford makes a posthumous return to his iconic role, saving an otherwise beleaguered fifth Indiana Jones film.
Soup or Salad: The Hearty Debate That's Tearing The Nation Apart
2023-07-07
In this laugh-out-loud feature, we dive headfirst into the polarizing, broth-based turmoil that's been simmering quietly inside our country’s kitchens. Are you Team Soup or Team Salad? It's a culinary showdown you won't want to miss.
Breaking News: Super Salad Confirmed to Exist!
2023-07-07
After years of confusion at restaurants, 'super salad' finally found on menu. Join us for this crunch-filled journey into the mysterious world of these legendary leafy greens.
Local Artist's Groundbreaking Exhibition Redefines Beauty Standards
2023-07-07
A new exhibition showcasing the works of a local artist is taking the art world by storm. Visitors are stunned by the unconventional beauty found in the artist's unique renderings, where deformed iris, mutated hands, and extra limbs redefine what it means to be visually pleasing. Prepare to be captivated by the striking and thought-provoking pieces that challenge our notions of perfection.
Biden Unleashes Inner Anime Geek, Sailor Moon Spotted in White House Press Briefing
2023-07-07
In an unexpected twist, eagle-eyed viewers spotted President Joe Biden indulging in some endearing, unconventional diplomacy, via a particularly star-spangled anime, during a White House press conference.
New Study Reveals Surprising Effects of Polyethylene on Paper Apple Trees
2023-07-07
Researchers have made a groundbreaking discovery about the impact of polyethylene on paper apple trees, and the results are anything but expected!