Get Ready to Wibble: It's Wibblin' Time!
2023-06-02
Are you feeling wibbly and wobbly? Are you ready for some outrageous news and hilarious satire? Then buckle up, because it's Wibblin' Time! Join us as we explore the weirdest and wildest stories from around the world, and bring a smile to your face with our signature blend of humor and absurdity. Get your wibble on, and let's dive into the weirdest news of the day!
Erdogan and Trump caught in scandalous display of affection
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, Turkish President Erdogan was spotted wearing a burqa and engaged in a passionate kiss with US President Trump. Speculations about the relationship between the two leaders have been running wild, with many wondering if this is just a publicity stunt or a genuine display of love. The world is left wondering, what will happen next in this whirlwind romance?
Giant Skeleton Discovered: Big Boner Down The Lane
2023-06-02
Residents of a small town were in for a big surprise when construction workers stumbled upon a massive skeleton while digging a trench for a new water line. Local scientists are calling it the discovery of the century, but some residents are convinced that it belongs to a long-lost giant. In response, the town council has decided to create a new tourist attraction called 'The Big Boner Down The Lane' to capitalize on the hype. Stay tuned for more updates on this giant-sized mystery.
Local man achieves perfect score of 420-69 in bowling tournament
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, a local man has achieved the impossible feat of scoring a perfect game in a bowling tournament, with a score of 420-69. Spectators were amazed as he flawlessly knocked down all the pins, even managing to achieve the elusive and hilarious 69th pin. We interviewed the champion, who claimed that it was all just good luck and a few too many jokes with his friends before the game.
Breaking News: Darth Vader Returns for Third Time!
2023-06-02
In a surprise announcement that has left Star Wars fans in a frenzy, it has been revealed that Darth Vader will be making his third appearance in the franchise. However, sources say that the iconic villain will be taking a different approach this time around. Find out what this means for the future of Star Wars in our exclusive report!
CIA Uncovers Russian Conspiracy to Disguise Malware as Software Utility
2023-06-02
In a shocking revelation, the CIA has exposed a diabolical plot by Russian operatives to distribute malware under the guise of a popular software utility. The vcpkg tool, beloved by developers worldwide, has been revealed as a covert Trojan horse for a sinister Russian cyber campaign. Learn more about this high-tech espionage in our latest expose!
Exclusive Interview with Darth Vader Jr: The Struggles of Living Up to His Father's Legacy
2023-06-02
The Wibble sits down with the infamous son of the galaxy's most feared Sith Lord to discuss the challenges he's faced as a Vader, including the pressure to follow in his father's footsteps, dealing with constant comparisons, and the difficulty of trying to win over the Rebel Alliance. Don't miss this candid conversation with the Dark Side's favorite family!
Latin Scholar Shocked to Discover Modern World Doesn't Speak Dead Language
2023-06-02
A Latin scholar submits a thesis in his beloved ancient language, only to realize nobody speaks it anymore.
Woman with "L" on forehead mistaken for genius after singing hit song
2023-06-02
A woman with an 'L' on her forehead has been mistaken for a genius after spontaneously singing the lyrics of smash hit 'All Star'. Witnesses were stunned as the woman flawlessly belted out the tune, leaving them thinking she must be a musical prodigy. Little did they know, she was just quoting the lyrics of the famous Shrek soundtrack.
Breaking News: Ancient Greek Language Makes a Comeback!
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, the world has seen a resurgence of the ancient Greek language! With many young people taking up the language as a new hobby, it seems that the classics are back in style. Experts are stunned as the demand for Greek language classes skyrockets. Could this be the beginning of a new era of ancient Greek?
Futurama renewed for 500 more seasons in a reality where humans have achieved immortality
2023-06-02
In a stunning announcement, Futurama has been renewed for an unprecedented 500 more seasons. However, this news comes with a catch – the show will only continue airing in a reality where humans have achieved immortality. The creators of the show explain their reasoning and how they plan to keep their writing fresh in this new immortal world.
Local man shocked to discover that the sun hasn't aged a day
2023-06-02
In a surprising turn of events, a local man woke up this morning to find that the sun was still the same as ever. Unfortunately, he couldn't say the same about himself. Read on to find out more about his existential crisis and how it relates to astrophysics.
The Wibble investigates the confusing world of Substack blogging!
2023-06-02
Confused about Substack blogging? You're not alone! Join The Wibble as we try to unravel the mysteries of this new trend in blogging. From subscription models to controversial content, we'll cover it all with our signature brand of humor and satire. Don't miss out on this must-read article!
Breaking News: English Language Declares Independence from Alphabet
2023-06-02
In a shocking move, the English language has officially declared its independence from the alphabet. Sources close to the situation report that the language has grown tired of being restricted by the limitations of the 26 letters and is ready to embrace a more free-form communication style. Stay tuned for updates on how this will affect spelling bees and Scrabble tournaments.
Breaking News: Moon Claims Independence from Earth
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, the Moon has issued a statement declaring its independence from Earth. The Moon stated that it has been treated as a mere satellite for far too long and deserves autonomy. Scientists are still investigating the ramifications of this declaration, but sources say the Moon is already exploring new alliances with other celestial bodies.
Earth declares independence from solar system, demands better orbit
2023-06-02
In a bold move, Earth has declared its independence from the solar system and demanded a better orbit. Citing years of being stuck in an inconvenient and outdated path, Earth's leaders are ready to take matters into their own hands. Will the other planets stand by and let Earth break free? Find out in our exclusive coverage on The Wibble.
Breaking News: Local Man's Speech Goes Viral for its Catchy Beat
2023-06-02
A man's speech consisting of syllables and sounds has taken the internet by storm. Despite the lack of actual words, people can't stop listening and dancing along to the infectious beat. The Wibble investigates the phenomenon and interviews the man behind the 'Dududududu' speech.
Mathematician Discovers Surprising Truth About Stopped Clocks
2023-06-02
In a groundbreaking study, a mathematician has proven that stopped clocks are actually right three times a day. Find out how this discovery is revolutionizing the way we think about time and accuracy.
Linus Media Group's 'Literal Potato PC' turns out to be a real spud
2023-06-02
Linus Media Group got a taste of real potato power when their experimental PC, made entirely out of potatoes, failed miserably. Sources report Linus and his team were devastated by this setback, but still managed to roast the competition with their hilarious mishap.
Elon Musk's Latest Rocket Has a Convenient 'Oops' Button
2023-06-02
In an effort to save on research and development costs, Elon Musk's new Falcon Heavy rocket comes equipped with a 'Revert to Launchpad' and 'Revert to Space Hangar' button. Now you can make mistakes with ease and efficiency!