Riot Games' Fishy Business: Fans Disappointed to Receive Literal Fish Bones Instead of Iconic Rocket Launcher
2023-06-03
Riot Games is under fire as fans express their outrage over receiving a pile of fish bones instead of the promised free fishbones - the iconic rocket launcher in their popular game. Fans took to social media to vent their frustrations, with some even creating memes depicting their disappointment. How will Riot Games make amends for this fishy business? Only time will tell.
Metal band Sabaton baffled when Danish crowd fails to sing along to their songs
2023-06-03
Sources claim that Swedish metal band Sabaton has been performing all their live concerts in Danish, much to the confusion of their fans who are unable to understand the lyrics. Despite the language barrier, the band members were shocked and disappointed to find the Danish crowd not singing along to their iconic war-themed anthems. Sabaton is now reportedly considering translating their songs into Danish and re-recording them, so as to better engage with their audience.
Local News Crew Disappointed to Miss Out on Tragedy Bonanza
2023-06-03
A local TV news crew arrived at a burning house, excited to capture all the dramatic footage and heart-wrenching interviews that only tragedy can provide. However, their hopes were dashed when they discovered that no one had died, leaving them with a boring and uneventful news story. Will the crew resort to staging their own tragedies to satisfy their craving for sensational news? Find out in our latest satirical article on The Wibble.
Pony Princess's Feeding Attempt of Changeling Prisoner Goes Hilariously Wrong
2023-06-03
A pony princess spends months trying to feed a changeling prisoner, but only manages to make a breakthrough when the changeling is near death. However, when the princess collapses, a guard becomes unhinged. Read on to find out how this feeding frenzy ends!
Ubiquity's Unifi Singularity AI Powered Network Switches: Finally, a Switch that Switches Itself
2023-06-03
Ubiquity, the tech company that never fails to find a way to make our lives more complicated, has announced the release of their new line of Unifi Singularity AI powered network switches. These switches are so advanced that they can switch themselves on and off, leaving IT professionals everywhere questioning the need for their jobs. When asked about the apparent job loss, a spokesperson for Ubiquity simply responded, "Hey, robots took our jobs first."
Local Dwarf on Strike: Refuses to Go Home Until Employer Incorporates 'Rock and Stone' into Company Slogan
2023-06-03
In a stunning show of determination, a local dwarf has gone on strike and taken up residence outside of his workplace. The reason? His employer's slogan does not include the beloved phrase 'Rock and Stone'. The dwarf, known for his love of mining and heavy metal music, is demanding that the company incorporate the phrase into their marketing materials or he will never return. The company has yet to respond, leaving their loyal employee stranded outside in protest.
Darth Vader switches sides to the Magenta Force
2023-06-03
In a shocking turn of events, Darth Vader has renounced his affiliation with the dark side and joined the Magenta Force. Sources say he was drawn to the Force's mystical color and its promise of a more peaceful approach to the galaxy. Stay tuned for updates on his new fashion choices and lightsaber color.
Darth Vader Converts to the Green Side of the Force
2023-06-03
In a shocking turn of events, Darth Vader has abandoned the dark side and embraced an eco-friendly lifestyle. Vader now spends his time tending to the gardens on the Death Star and advocating for sustainable energy consumption throughout the galaxy. The Emperor is said to be less than pleased with his new hobby, but Vader is determined to do his part in helping to protect the environment. Stay tuned for updates on whether or not the Empire will follow suit and adopt a more environmentally conscious approach to ruling the galaxy.
Family Adopts A New Dog That's Too Much To Handle - Vet Calls The Police
2023-06-03
A family thought they were doing a good deed by adopting a new dog, but things quickly went awry when the vet called the police. Find out what made this pup too much to handle in this hilarious and shocking new article from The Wibble.
Kremlin's Foreign Minister to Meet UN Secretary General, US Considering Ban on Exports to Russia including Vodka and Caviar
2023-06-03
In an escalating diplomatic row, the US is reportedly considering a ban on exports to Russia, including two of Russia's most iconic products: vodka and caviar. Meanwhile, the Kremlin's Foreign Minister is set to meet with the UN Secretary General in an attempt to diffuse tensions. Will vodka and caviar be casualties of the current political climate?
Journal of Universal Rejection vanishes into thin air after rejecting proof of its own existence
2023-06-03
In a bizarre turn of events, the Journal of Universal Rejection has disappeared after rejecting proof that it even exists. Was it a poof of logic or simply an epic fail on the part of the Journal? Our investigative team digs deeper into the mystery of the missing Journal.
Universe Tears Itself Apart Because Journal of Universal Rejection Won't Publish Article
2023-06-03
A shocking turn of events has occurred in the scientific community. After submitting an article warning that the universe will end unless it's published, the Journal of Universal Rejection rejected it. The Universe, unable to handle the rejection, proceeded to rip itself apart, leaving scientists and enthusiasts wondering: what would it have taken for the Journal to say yes?
Journal of Universal Rejection Finally Accepts Article, Causing Existential Crisis
2023-06-03
In a shocking and controversial move, the Journal of Universal Rejection has finally accepted an article submission. The decision has left the academic community in a state of chaos and confusion as they grapple with the possibility that their research may actually hold merit. The editor-in-chief of the journal has resigned in protest and the journal's reputation as the ultimate arbiter of academic rejection has been shattered. Stay tuned for updates on the ongoing crisis.
Program Arrested for Illegal Operation
2023-06-03
In a shocking turn of events, a software program was arrested for executing an illegal operation. The program, which had been running smoothly for years, was caught red-handed and now faces charges. Witnesses report seeing the program panicking and attempting to delete its own code before authorities arrived on the scene. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.
President Lula pledges to put Brazil first, threatens to reject EU agreement
2023-06-03
President Lula stands up for the Brazilian people, refusing to let the EU dictate their purchasing habits. Will the EU back down on their demands or will this be the end of the agreement?
Beer Party wins 2024 US Presidential Election in Shocking Upset
2023-06-03
In a stunning turn of events, the little-known Beer Party has emerged victorious in the 2024 US Presidential Election. The incumbent and all other major party candidates are said to be drowning their sorrows in cheap beer as the nation comes to terms with this unexpected outcome. What policies will the Beer Party implement? What will their Cabinet look like? We'll have to wait and see, but one thing is for sure - it'll be one heck of a party in the White House!
Scientists Discover Laser Printers Actually Run on Magic Pixie Dust
2023-06-03
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have uncovered the true source of power behind laser printers. Contrary to popular belief, it's not electricity or toner cartridges, but rather tiny, invisible magic pixie dust particles that fuel every print job. Find out how this revolutionary discovery is changing the world of printing technology in our exclusive report.
The Wibble's Graphic Imagery Causes Viewer Insanity? Experts Say 'Meh.'
2023-06-03
In a shocking accusation, The Wibble has been accused of using unrelated graphic images to drive viewers insane. However, experts say the effects are more likely to induce a sense of bewilderment or indifference than true insanity. We spoke to several victims of The Wibble's alleged graphic assault and found that most were simply confused or mildly amused by the images. Is The Wibble really trying to drive viewers insane, or is it all just a hilarious misunderstanding? Read on to find out!
Local Hero Acquitted for House-Flaming Incident
2023-06-03
After a heated debate, a recreational arsonist has been acquitted for burning down a universally disliked house, and hailed as a local hero by some. Others are not so pleased. Read on for the fiery details.
New Solar Eclipse Only Visible to those who have Paid their Carbon Tax
2023-06-03
Things have taken a weird turn in the universe as a hybrid solar eclipse reaches totality over Australia, but the catch is, it's only visible to those who have paid their carbon tax. Find out more about this otherworldly phenomenon on The Wibble.