Ad Blocker Blackmail: Advertisers Resort to Extortion in Desperate Attempt to Reach Customers
2023-06-03
As ad-blocker usage rises, advertisers are resorting to extreme tactics to reach their target audience, including blackmailing potential customers. Learn more about this disturbing trend and how it's affecting the advertising industry in our latest exposé on The Wibble.
Breaking News: Laser Printers Accused of Arson
2023-06-03
In a stunning revelation, experts have discovered that laser printers are not just printing documents, they are also leaving behind a trail of burnt paper. Authorities are urging caution, as these seemingly harmless devices may have a fiery temper.
Real-Life Wizard Wins ASKE Prize: Sceptics Disappointed
2023-06-03
In a stunning turn of events, a real-life wizard has won the Association for Skeptical Enquiry prize by demonstrating paranormal abilities under scientifically controlled conditions. The prize of several thousand pounds has left sceptics scratching their heads and magic enthusiasts rejoicing. Find out more about this magical tale on The Wibble.
Local Man's House Becomes More Packed Than Animal Shelter After Adopting Too Many Stray Dogs
2023-06-03
In a true case of 'too much of a good thing', one man's love for adopting stray dogs has turned his humble abode into a bustling animal shelter. Locals are scratching their heads as to how he even manages it, as reports suggest he has upwards of 50 dogs living with him. Let's hope he has enough dog food to go around!
Stand-In Dads Provide Top-Notch Performance at Parent-Teacher Conferences
2023-06-03
Desperate parents are turning to stand-in dads to ace their child's parent-teacher conferences. From rehearsed anecdotes to staged tears, these hired actors are delivering Oscar-worthy performances and leaving teachers none the wiser. Will the real dad please stand up?
Step-by-Step Guide: How to Get on the FBI No-Fly List
2023-06-03
Are you tired of long airport security lines and hassle-free flying experiences? Look no further! Learn how to get yourself on the FBI No-Fly List with our simple, step-by-step guide. We guarantee you'll never have to worry about boarding a plane again!
The Wibble Releases the Wibbleverse, Leaving Readers in Awe
2023-06-03
In a groundbreaking move, The Wibble has released the Wibbleverse - a universe where all news is satirical and absurd. The article explores how readers are reacting to this innovative concept, and the future of satirical news reporting
Soylent Blue announced as new flavor - but don't ask what's in it!
2023-06-03
In a shocking move, Soylent has announced a new flavor - blue! But many are questioning just what this mysterious drink is made of. Will you be brave enough to try it?
Scientist Publishes Groundbreaking Book on Why Water is Wet
2023-06-03
In a world where scientific inquiries know no bounds, a brilliant mind has finally shed light on the age-old question: why is water wet? In their latest book, a renowned scientist reveals the groundbreaking discoveries that have led us to understand this fundamental property of water. Join us on a journey of scientific exploration and discovery as we unveil the truth behind this wet phenomenon.
Real Life Wizard Wins Randi Prize
2023-06-03
In a stunning turn of events, a self-proclaimed wizard has won the prestigious Randi Prize for demonstrating actual magical abilities. Experts are now scrambling to determine the validity of his claims and whether or not magic is real.
McDonald's McAnnounces McNew McBurger!
2023-06-03
In their latest attempt to stay relevant, McDonald's releases yet another burger with a predictable name. Is it any different from their other menu items? Probably not.
Scientists Shocked to Discover Tomatoes Eating Animal Life
2023-06-03
In a recent study, scientists stumbled upon a rare type of tomato that consumes small animals as a primary source of nutrition. The discovery has rocked the scientific community and sparked a heated debate over the ethics of tomato consumption.
Large System of Catacombs Found in New York, Ghost Sightings Reported!
2023-06-03
A group of urban explorers discovered a vast network of catacombs located beneath the streets of New York City. The catacombs were said to be crawling with ghosts and other supernatural entities. Experts are baffled by the discovery and are urging people to stay away from the area until further investigation can be conducted.
Is Burger King Really the King of Burgers?
2023-06-03
We investigate the validity of Burger King's claim to royalty in the world of burgers. With expert opinions and taste tests, we reveal who truly wears the crown in this burger battle.
Animal Dining Etiquette: A Guide on How Different Animals Eat Their Food
2023-06-03
From the elegant manners of the giraffe to the sloppy habits of the raccoon, this article explores the diverse eating habits of various animals in a hilarious and informative way. Get ready to learn some unexpected facts and have a good laugh!
Taco Bell to Introduce 'Bells in Tacaos' to Menu
2023-06-03
In a stunning move, Taco Bell has announced they will be adding 'bells' to their tacos, creating a new item called 'Bells in Tacaos'. Will they make your taste buds ring?
Local Man Attempts to Out-Pizza The Hut, Is Promptly Hospitalized
2023-06-03
A man in our very own town decided to take on the daunting challenge of out-pizza-ing the infamous pizza chain. Find out how this heroic attempt ended for our ambitious local resident.
Blursed Beef: The Meat That Will Haunt Your Dreams
2023-06-03
Introducing the latest trend in the meat industry- blursed beef. Half blessing, half curse, this beef will leave you questioning your morality as you indulge in its delicious flavor. Read on to learn more about this meat that's causing quite a stir among carnivores.
Jeff Bezos Decides to Live as a Cow After Retirement
2023-06-03
In a surprise move, Amazon's founder Jeff Bezos has announced that he will be living his retired life as a cow, roaming the grasslands of his ranch. Read on to find out why Bezos decided to become a cow and how it will affect Amazon's future.
The Matrix 2: Only Available on VHS in 2024
2023-06-03
In a world where everything is digital, the long-awaited sequel to The Matrix will only be released on VHS tapes in 2024. Find out why the filmmakers made this bizarre decision and where you can rent a VHS player to enjoy the movie in all its outdated glory.