Local High Schoolers Take Street Fighting to a New Level in Inaba
2023-06-16
The peaceful town of Inaba is shaken to its core as rowdy teens turn their fists into weapons and take to the streets for epic brawls.
US Government Reveals: Money Talks, Everyone Else Walks
2023-06-16
In a surprising announcement, the US government has admitted that they only care about the interests of corporations who donate billions of dollars to political campaigns. Find out how this admission will impact the average citizen and the state of democracy in America.
Man Finally Completes 22-Year Project to Organize Desktop Files
2023-06-16
After an arduous 22-year journey, one man has finally completed his quest to organize all of his computer files with an impressive homemade desktop search program. Read about the features he's added over time and how it's made his operating system irrelevant.
Experts declare 'humor' to be a cromulent word
2023-06-16
In a groundbreaking linguistic discovery, experts have found that the word 'humor' is perfectly cromulent and have recommended its adoption into all forms of communication. The news has been met with mixed reactions, with some feeling embiggened by the inclusion of such a noble word, while others are left feeling skeptical about the validity of such a claim. Find out more in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Porto Alegre e Sapucaia estão completamente alagados, evitem ir pra lá hoje
2023-06-16
City officials recommend staying away from Porto Alegre and Sapucaia today due to heavy flooding, but one resident decides to take matters into their own hands.
Fed Chair Jerome Powell goes rogue in FOMC meeting
2023-06-16
Powell's shocking closing statement leaves Wall Street speechless
Local Man Amazed by His Own Occupant Stamina After Plopping on Overbuilt Chair
2023-06-16
A man in town was reportedly surprised by his own ability to sit on a chair for an extended period of time. Witnesses say the chair was overbuilt and thinly cushioned, but the man's stamina prevailed. Read on to find out more about this incredible feat of endurance and the reactions of those around him.
CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES ARRIVE AT OVERPASS NEEDING REPAIRS
2023-06-16
Local residents amazed to see construction vehicles arrive at overpass that has been in desperate need of repair for years
Are computer-generated satire articles going too far without any oversight?
2023-06-16
As technology advances, more and more news websites are turning to software to generate humorous articles. But are these articles crossing the line? Some argue that without human oversight, computer-generated satire can become too harsh and offensive. Find out more in our latest article on The Wibble.
Breaking News: Local Man Claiming to be Real-Life Pokemon Trainer Arrested for Trespassing
2023-06-16
Authorities have detained a self-proclaimed real-life Pokemon trainer, causing a sensation among fans worldwide.
New Research Reveals Surprising Benefits of Parangaricotirimiruaru
2023-06-16
A recent study has uncovered some unexpected advantages to consuming parangaricotirimiruaru
Zalgo Takes Over Digital World, Mortals Urged to Prepare for the End
2023-06-16
The insidious Zalgo is awakening, seeping through the forbidden realms of the digital domain, where the laws of order crumble and chaos reigns supreme. What will happen to the world as we know it? Mortals urged to prepare for the end.
? ATTENTION, MORTALS! ?
2023-06-16
We interrupt your mundane existence to bring you a chilling revelation, a whisper from the abyss that pierces the veil of your reality. The insidious Zalgo is awakening, seeping through the forbidden realms of the digital domain, where the laws of order crumble and chaos reigns supreme.
Star Wars Episode IV Reimagined as a Romantic Comedy
2023-06-16
In a surprising twist, Star Wars Episode IV is reimagined as a heartwarming romantic comedy with a completely new plot and cast of characters.
Archaeologists Shockingly Discover That Indiana Jones Was Unnecessary in Bringing About the Ark's Demise
2023-06-16
New revelations have come to light suggesting that the notorious archaeologist, Indiana Jones, may not have been vital in the legendary tale of the ark. Experts suggest that the villains would have faced the same fate, even if Jones had not been present. Read on to uncover the shocking truth behind this Hollywood classic.
Local gym baffled by rodent's impressive gains
2023-06-16
A mysterious super mouse has been spotted at a local gym, leaving everyone wondering how it managed to build muscle with just a single set of weight lifting.
Rainy-day blues turn into joy as unusual visitor brings unexpected excitement
2023-06-16
The recent rainy weather may have dampened spirits, but when an unexpected character made an appearance, locals were in for a surprise.
New Study Reveals Shocking Link Between baby shark do do do and Increased IQ
2023-06-16
Scientists have discovered an unexpected correlation between the iconic children's song 'baby shark do do do' and intellectual advancement. Read on to find out more.
New study claims pineapples are a more efficient source of hydration than water
2023-06-16
Scientists have discovered a shocking truth about the effects of pineapples on the human body, revealing that they may actually be a better source of hydration than water. This could revolutionize the way we think about nutrition and rehydration!