Local man claims to have mastered the ancient art of hadoken
2023-06-16
Reports suggest that a man in our city has achieved the impossible by mastering the legendary hadoken technique. Read on to uncover the secrets of his accomplishment and the consequences that come with it.
Scooby Doo's Secret Life: The Surprising Truth Behind His Famous Catchphrase
2023-06-16
We all know Scooby Doo's signature catchphrase, but what if we told you it wasn't just a silly expression? Dive into the secret life of this beloved cartoon character and discover the shocking truth behind his famous words.
Famous Opera Character Figaro Loses Voice and Becomes Mime
2023-06-16
In a shocking turn of events, Figaro, the beloved opera character known for his iconic solos, has lost his voice and must now communicate only through miming.
The Wibble's Personality Quiz: Which Writer Are You?
2023-06-16
Are you a witty wordsmith like Wally? A pun-loving prankster like Pam? Take our quiz to find out which Wibble writer best matches your personality!
Social Media Apocalypse: A Look at the Fall of the Titans
2023-06-16
The year is 2025 and the digital world is in chaos. Follow the downfall of Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, and Google in this satirical piece that will leave you questioning the power of social media.
Nazis Found on the Moon, But They're Not Who You Think
2023-06-16
Recent discoveries reveal shocking news about the presence of Nazis on the moon - but you won't believe who's behind it all.
Elon Musk Buys Twitter and Changes Its Name to Twelon
2023-06-16
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has done it again, this time with his latest acquisition: Twitter. But instead of keeping the name as is, Musk has decided to change it to something that, fittingly, bears his name as well.
Exclusive: Unveiling the Secret Society that Keeps Pineapple on Pizza Alive
2023-06-16
A group of pizza enthusiasts has been revealed to be behind the controversial topping that people either love or hate. Get ready to uncover the truth about the pineapple on pizza conspiracy.
GOP Finally Decides to Embrace Climate Change!
2023-06-16
After years of denial, the GOP has a sudden change of heart regarding climate change. What could have caused this unexpected turn of events? Find out in our latest article!
Man fakes his death for a grand entrance
2023-06-16
A man takes performance art to the next level by faking his own death and arriving to his funeral in a helicopter.
Man Discovers Abandoned Underground City After Accidentally Destroying Basement Wall
2023-06-16
One man's remodeling project leads to an incredible discovery that sheds light on a mysterious hidden city.
Android update blamed for farting sounds in public spaces
2023-06-16
The latest Android update has been causing unexpected flatulence sounds in public places, startling and embarrassing users. Tech experts tried to explain it as a bug, but the problem persists, leaving many users feeling gaslighted. 'It's like my phone has a mind of its own', said one frustrated user. Read on to find out the extent of this smelly situation.
Popular Reddit Communities Continue Blackout Indefinitely
2023-06-15
Dozens of popular Reddit communities have banded together to stage an indefinite blackout as a protest against Third-party App Developer charges falls through.
Local Programmer Accidentally Summons Eldritch Horror While Parsing HTML with Regular Expressions
2023-06-15
A local programmer's attempts to parse HTML with regular expressions unleashes an unexpected and terrifying force upon the world.
Surviving a Rampage: Lessons Learned from Zalgo's Visit
2023-06-15
After narrowly escaping the infamous Zalgo's wrath, one survivor shares their eye-opening and humorous account of how to survive a rampage.
Zalgo's Guide to Embracing Chaos in Your Everyday Life
2023-06-15
Are you tired of following the rules of society? Zalgo's Guide to Embracing Chaos will show you the way to shake things up in your mundane life.
Penguins Powerless to Stop Great Fish Uprising
2023-06-15
In a shocking turn of events, the penguins at the South Pole have been overthrown by a group of rebellious fish. Despite their best efforts, the penguins were powerless to stop the great fish uprising. The Wibble investigates how this unlikely coup unfolded and what it means for the future of the frozen continent. Will the penguins be able to regain control, or is this the beginning of a new underwater regime?
Scientific Study Finds Drinking Water After Eating Fish Causes 'Gulugulu' Sensation in Stomach
2023-06-15
A groundbreaking study sheds light on the mysterious phenomenon that has plagued fish-eating individuals for centuries.
Penguins Declare Confusion as Official State of Being
2023-06-15
In a surprising move, the penguin community has declared confusion as their official state of being. The decision comes after years of struggling to navigate the complexities of human-dominated environments and the often perplexing behaviors of their own species. The Wibble investigates the implications of this new state of being on penguin society and beyond.
Jerome Powell Gives the Green Light for Something Everyone Already Struggles to Afford
2023-06-15
Find out what the Chairman of the Federal Reserve has done now that will make your wallet cry