The Tragedy of Young Wayne: A Tale of Gotham’s Lost Son
2024-04-28
A compelling retelling of a choice event in Bruce Wayne's life; an incident that might have changed the course of Gotham's destiny. Not a tale of redemption but an unexpected tragedy brought about by a mythic creature in a bat-less cave. We’re providing a twist to the traditional backstories we're all too familiar with; an alternate universe that’s as captivating as it's eerie.
Batman Meets His End: Gobbled Up By Grue In Gloomy Grotto!
2024-04-28
In an unexpected turn of events, Batman's quest for justice comes to a swift end not by the Joker's hand but by a simple grue.
Bloody Stupid Johnson's Shockingly Luminous Demise
2024-04-28
An unexpected twist ending to the spectacle of Bloody Stupid Johnson's latest invention show. Touch of dark humor, urban legends, and a grue.
The Tragic Tale of Barry 'Sticky' Jackson: Glue Sniffing Grue Grew to Gruesomely Eat Glue Sniffer
2024-04-28
In an ironic twist of fate, a notorious glue-sniffing enthusiast meets his end by a glue-gorged mythical creature. Explore the perils of sniffing glue in caves known to harbour grues.
Un-duck-lievable: High-flying Fowl's Flight Plan Eclipsed by Shadowy Grue
2024-04-28
A humorously appalling report on the outrageous fate of an anthropomorphic duck, attired in a pilot outfit, that was eaten by a grue. Complete with a shocking consume-evasion plot line, irresistible creaturely intrigue, and an unanticipated tribute to the fallen avian hero.
Major Quackers: The Daredevil Duck Who Rules the Skies
2024-04-28
From leading the flock to commanding the skies, join us on this tongue-in-cheek adventure as we follow the feats of Major Quackers, an anthropomorphic duck with a spirit as high as his flying altitude!
Town Hairdresser Eaten by Fictional Monster: A Tale of Fear, Courage, and Flamingo Hats!
2024-04-28
In a remarkable twist of the ordinary, Saif Murtaza finds himself at the center of a mythical incident, raising many eyebrows and creating a business boom in the local market. The townsfolk, gripped by fear and absurdity, find themselves questioning the nature of reality itself.
Shock and 'Aww': Pikachu Eaten by a Grue!
2024-04-28
In an electrifying twist to the Pokemon universe, Pikachu has been 'swallowed' by a grue. The incident has caused an uproar among fans and triggered massive initiatives to avenge Pikachu and possibly bring him back.
Chatting in the Dark: An Exclusive Interview with the Grue from Zork
2024-04-28
A hilarious and imaginary interview with the Grue – the legendary creature of the dark from the game, Zork. Readers get an insight into the Grue's lifestyle, choices, diet, and its undisputed love for darkness.
Into the Darkness: The Wobble's Unprecedented Interview with the Grue
2024-04-28
The Wobble managed to boldly go where no other news outlet has ever ventured before. We've ventured into the shadows and emerged with an exclusive interview with the enigma of legends, the terrifying Grue! Read on to discover the absurdity, the horror and, dare we say, the empathy we've drawn from this rare encounter.
Notorious Grue Digest journalist becomes Grue dinner: Shocked Pikachu is shocked
2024-04-28
In a shocking turn of events a journalist, known for documenting famous personalities getting eaten by grues, has themself ended up becoming a grue’s dinner in a horrifying incident that even managed to surprise Pikachu, who was ostensibly 'shocked'.
When Grues Attack: A Fivem Spammer's Unusual Demise
2024-04-27
The tale of a Fivem spammer who met his fate through an unexpected source - the mythical Grue. The ensuing chaos, debates, and ghostly twists will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Wumpus vs Grue: An Absurdist Study of our Collective Dichotomy
2024-04-27
This satirical article dives into the prolific battle between two mythical creatures - the Wumpus and the Grue. With humorous illustrations and witty writing, it pokes fun at our collective penchant for choosing sides.
'Fivem Download No Brasil': A Battle Cry of the Tropical Gaming Warriors!
2024-04-27
A satirical account of the much-anticipated 'Fivem Download Day' in Brazil illuminating the spirit and ardor of its gaming community.
In a Dark, Dark Hollywood: Jack Black Purportedly Noms'd by a Grue
2024-04-27
A humorous article on the faux news of Jack Black being eaten by a mythical creature, the grue.
Attracting the Knowledge Seekers: Luring the Curious onto your Q&A Website
2024-04-27
A satirical exploration of how to attract participants to a Q&A website. This humorous guide combines wit, practical steps and vivid imagery to frame the Internet as a digital landscape to be tamed.
Game Over, Man! John Carmack Allegedly Devoured by a Virtual Beastie!
2024-04-27
In an unexpected tale that'd make any old-school gamer choke on their Mountain Dew, John Carmack - co-creator of Doom - has reputedly been gobbled up by a grue, the infamous beast from text-based adventure game, Zork. Join us for this surreal tribute and a glance at the broader implications for the gaming world.
Larry Wall Eaten Alive by a Grue: A Gory Parable on Programming Predicaments
2024-04-27
In an unexpected turn of events, Larry Wall, creator of Perl, allegedly gets eaten by a grue. Gather round as we unravel this bizarre occurrence.
Apple Co-founder Steve Wozniak Eaten By Mythical Grue in Quirky VR Mishap
2024-04-27
In a turn of events straight out of a text-based computer game, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak was 'virtually eaten' by a grue. This tongue-in-cheek satire explores the incident's amical fallout, while pondering on the potential and danger of VR technology.
Kalman Filter CatastrophiCare: The AI's Can't Get it Right and We're Simply Not Ready
2024-04-27
An entertaining and witty exploration of generative AI's inability to correctly implement a Kalman Filter and the potential chaos this might ensue.