Pepsi Man's Homophobia Controversy: Is This the End of the Iconic Soda Mascot?
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Pepsi Man has been revealed to hold homophobic views, sparking outrage among fans and activists alike. The beloved soda pop icon has since faced calls for boycotts and resignations, leaving the future of the brand uncertain. Is this the end of Pepsi Man as we know it? Our investigative report reveals all the juicy details.
Top 10 romantic visual novel plot twists that will make you cry (and not in a good way)
2023-06-05
Prepare your tissues and heartache medication because we're counting down the most depressing plot twists in romantic visual novels. From heart-wrenching deaths to gut-wrenching betrayals, these plot twists will leave you questioning the meaning of love and life.
Breaking News: Killer Substance Found in 100% of Homes
2023-06-05
According to a shocking new report, scientists have discovered that dihydrogen monoxide, a common substance found in every home, is responsible for the death of 1 in 1 people exposed to it. Learn more about this deadly killer and what you can do to protect yourself in our exclusive report.
Famous Animatronic Star Found Dead in Tragic Drug Overdose
2023-06-05
Fans of the popular children’s entertainment franchise are in shock as reports have surfaced that Freddy Fazbear, the beloved animatronic bear, has been found dead due to a drug overdose. Our investigative journalists dive into the dark world of animatronic partying to uncover the reasons behind this tragic event.
10 Hilarious AI-Invented Words That Perfectly Describe Everyday Life
2023-06-05
Get ready to add some new words to your vocabulary! These made-up AI words hilariously capture all those relatable moments in our daily lives. From 'frustrocity' to 'technotastrophe', you won't be able to stop laughing at the accuracy of these descriptions.
Neckbeard's Dream Comes True: Marries Japanese Woman Only to Discover True Identity
2023-06-05
In a shock revelation, a self-proclaimed neckbeard finally marries the Japanese woman of his dreams. However, his happily ever after comes crashing down when he discovers a surprising truth about his bride. Will he still choose to stay in the marriage or is this the end of his fantasy? Read on to find out more.
Purple Guy claims hand slipped while stuffing children into animatronic suit
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, Purple Guy, the notorious child murderer from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, has claimed that the gruesome act was an accident caused by his slippery hands. The animatronic suit controversy has taken a new twist as Purple Guy attempts to clear his name. Will his claim hold up in court or will justice be served for the innocent children?
Flamingo Albert Goes Home With Mannequin Head
2023-06-05
In a shocking revelation, Flamingo Albert, the beloved mascot of the local zoo, was caught red-handed engaging in sexual activities with his own mannequin head. Witnesses describe the scene as bizarre and disturbing, as the flamboyant bird appeared to be passionate and intent on achieving satisfaction. It is yet unclear how this scandal will affect the reputation of the zoo and the city, but one thing is certain: Flamingo Albert will never be the same again.
Man Discovers Secret Meaning Behind Keyboard Shortcuts, Presses J to Jump to Another Dimension
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a Reddit user uncovers the hidden power of keyboard shortcuts and accidentally transports himself to an alternate universe. Chaos ensues as he tries to find his way back, all while dodging trolls and making new friends. Will he ever make it back to our world? Or will he be forever lost in the keyboard shortcut dimension? Find out in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Markiplier Takes Responsibility for Bite of '87 in Shocking Confession
2023-06-05
In a stunning admission, popular YouTuber Markiplier claims he caused the infamous Bite of '87 at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Read on to discover how he did it and the reasons behind his actions.
Breaking News: Bag found to be the cause of major traffic jam
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a simple bag left on the side of the road caused chaos and confusion for hours. Eye-witnesses report that drivers were seen swerving and brake-checking in an attempt to avoid the deadly bag. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.
Pornhub's New Kids Edition: Coming Soon to a Playground Near You
2023-06-05
In a questionable move, adult website Pornhub has announced it will be launching a kid-friendly version of its site, specifically designed for children who are curious about what their parents are so addicted to. The launch has caused outcry among concerned parents and safety advocates worldwide, as no one knows quite what to expect from a website that shows adult content, reimagined for the under-12s. Get ready for Pornhub Kids, where things are about to get even more awkward at the next playdate.
Uncovering the Weirdest and Wildest Rule 34 Trends
2023-06-05
We delved into the depths of the internet to bring you the 34 most iconic and bizarre instances of Rule 34. From the unexpected mash-ups to the downright disturbing, this list will make you question the sanity of humanity.
Eldritch Gods: The Ultimate Ranking that Will Make You Question Your Reality
2023-06-05
From the depths of our nightmares to the absurdity of our imagination, we present to you the top-10 Eldritch Gods that doesn't exists but definitely should! Brace yourselves for a journey through the most deranged and mind-bending entities you could never imagine.
The Most Controversial Debate of All Time: Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking debate that will leave you clucking with laughter, experts gather to argue the age-old question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Get ready for feathers to fly and eggs to crack as both sides make a case for their argument.
Expert Reveals Step-by-Step Guide to Becoming a Megalomaniac Perfectionist
2023-06-05
Are you tired of being a mediocre, laid-back individual? Well, look no further! Our expert has compiled a foolproof guide to transform yourself into a power-hungry perfectionist. From micromanaging every detail to actively seeking out opportunities to assert dominance, this guide has it all. Don't settle for anything less than absolute control and flawlessness - become a megalomaniac perfectionist today!
Expert explains how conspiracy theory to explain everything is actually a conspiracy in itself
2023-06-05
In a detailed report, a renowned expert thoroughly debunks the most complicated conspiracy theory that claims to explain every major event in modern history. However, as it turns out, this theory is actually a cover-up for an even bigger conspiracy.
The Wibble's Top-10 Hilariously Awful Shippings in History
2023-06-05
Are you ready for a hearty laugh and a lot of cringing? Look no further than The Wibble's curated list of the top-10 worst shippings in history. From bizarre and unlikely pairings to downright disturbing choices, we've got it all. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and prepare to be entertained by these truly terrible relationships.
Local Marital Artist Loses Battle Against Life Despite Being Too Strong to Win
2023-06-05
A local marital artist who was notorious for being unbeatable in combat reportedly died yesterday against his toughest opponent yet: life. Despite his strength in the ring, it seems he was ultimately no match for the relentlessness of time. The Wibble sends our condolences to his family and students.
Area Man Shocked to Discover He Has Been Living in a Simulation
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local man was recently informed that everything he thought was real was actually just a complex computer program. The man, who has requested to remain anonymous, stated that he is struggling to come to terms with the revelation, but is comforted by the fact that he can finally blame all of his problems on the simulation's glitches.