Top 10 PC Games of All Time Revealed - But You Won't Believe What Takes #1
2023-06-06
After hours of debate and analysis, The Wibble has finally compiled a list of the top 10 PC games of all time. But hold on to your keyboards, because the #1 game is not what you'd expect. While classics like Doom and The Sims made the cut, the coveted top spot goes to...wait for it...Nibbles, the ASCII mode game made in BASIC! But don't worry, we won't spoil the surprise in the summary--our resident numpty made sure of that.
Top 10 PC games of all time, but brace yourself for the number one pick
2023-06-06
Gamers, get ready to be blown away by our latest list of the Top 10 PC games of all time. But hold on to your seats, folks, because the #1 pick is a classic ASCII mode game made in BASIC - Nibbles. Yes, you read that right. So kiss your fancy graphics and high-tech gameplay goodbye, because we're taking a trip down memory lane and celebrating the retro gem that started it all. Get ready for some old-school gaming fun and a whole lot of nostalgia with Nibbles and more!
Schools Ban Bible for Its Sex and Violence
2023-06-06
In a shocking move, schools across the country have decided to ban the Bible from their shelves due to its explicit content. From steamy scenes between the Song of Solomon to brutal battles in the book of Judges, educators argue that the holy book is just too much for young eyes. We interviewed outraged parents and religious leaders to get their take on the controversial decision. Find out what they had to say in our latest article on The Wibble.
NSA Fooled by 1930s Nazi Cypher - Rick Astley Never Gonna Give Them Up
2023-06-06
The NSA, known for their expertise in cracking codes and deciphering messages, were left red-faced when they were rickrolled by a 1930s-era Nazi diplomatic cypher. The cypher's seemingly complex code turned out to be a message from Hitler himself, referencing the popular internet meme. The NSA has declined to comment on the incident.
The Wibble's List of the Top 10 Most Ridiculous MSX Games You Never Knew Existed
2023-06-06
From 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' to 'Cowboy Kid Chronicles', The Wibble brings you a hilarious roundup of the most bizarre and unknown MSX games that will leave you wondering who came up with these absurd ideas in the first place.
The Wibble's Definitive Guide to the Top 10 Greatest Android Games of All Time
2023-06-06
Get ready for some seriously addictive gameplay as The Wibble ranks the top 10 greatest Android games of all time. From classic puzzle games to fast-paced action, we've got you covered. So, grab your phone, clear your schedule, and let's dive into the world of mobile gaming!
Top 10 PC Games of All Time: Are You Even a Gamer, Bro?
2023-06-06
We've ranked the greatest PC games of all time, so grab a bag of Cheetos and get ready to argue with us. From classic titles like Doom and Half-Life to newer ones like The Witcher 3 and Apex Legends, we've got it all covered. Did your favorite game make the cut? Or are you about to rage-quit this list?
Scientists create next-level cleaning solution by mixing poop and hydrogen gas
2023-06-05
A team of scientists have come up with an unusual but effective solution for cleaning stubborn stains - by mixing poop and hydrogen gas. They claim that the potent combination is not only environmentally friendly but also more effective than traditional chemical cleaners. Read on to find out more about this unlikely cleaning hack!
Man invents sod howitzer to revolutionize farming
2023-06-05
In a breakthrough invention, a sod farmer has created a howitzer that can seed bomb fields dozens of miles away. Say goodbye to the tedious process of planting one seed at a time and hello to a whole new era of farming.
Local Reporter Goes to Great Lengths to Secure Boss' Coffee Fix
2023-06-05
In a high-pressure newsroom, one reporter will do anything to save his job - even if it means dragging a giant cup of coffee across town. How far will Peter Parker go to keep J. Jonah Jameson caffeinated? Find out in this epic tale of workplace survival.
Groundbreaking Study Reveals Pee is NOT Stored in the Balls
2023-06-05
The long-standing belief that pee is stored in the balls has been debunked by a group of researchers. Read on to discover the shocking truth about where urine is really stored in the body.
Local Woman Tempts Fate and Gets Away with It
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, one local woman decided to throw caution to the wind and tempt fate. Many were skeptical of her actions, but in the end she came out unscathed. You won't believe what happened next.
New CAN bus protocol takes security back to the Stone Age
2023-06-05
A groundbreaking new CAN bus protocol has been developed that ditches computer components entirely in favor of two cans connected by a string. Experts hail the move as a major step forward in data security – unless you're a pigeon.
Local man becomes conspiracy theorist after heavy Epstein-like mirror doesn't hang itself
2023-06-05
In a strange twist of events, a local man has become convinced that his newly purchased mirror is connected to a vast conspiracy involving Jeffrey Epstein. Despite the mirror's weight, which he claims makes it impossible for it to have fallen on its own, the man is convinced that foul play is involved. Read on to discover the bizarre details of this Epstein-like mirror saga.
Local Man Invents Controversial Bed, Calls It the N-Word
2023-06-05
A local inventor has stirred up controversy with his latest creation: a bed that he has named the N-Word. When asked about the offensive name, the inventor claims that it stands for 'Nocturnal Wonder' and insists that it has nothing to do with race. Nevertheless, many are outraged and calling for the bed to be renamed. Will this invention flop or take the bedding industry by storm? Only time will tell.
Olaf Scholz has a sudden case of memory recall
2023-06-05
After months of forgetting important details and events, Olaf Scholz suddenly remembers something. Was it a scandalous secret? A crucial piece of legislation? Or just where he left his car keys? The Wibble investigates the shocking revelation and the impact it could have on German politics.
Local woman devastated to discover she is incredibly loved
2023-06-05
Tina, a woman from a small town, was shocked to learn that she is loved by almost everyone in her community. In an exclusive interview, she shared her distress about being the subject of so much affection. 'It's just overwhelming,' she said. Read on to find out how Tina copes with this unexpected popularity.
Lewis Hamilton Announces 'Racing for Racists' Campaign, Proudly Declares His Racism Against White People
2023-06-05
Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton causes uproar with his recent comments, claiming that it's acceptable for people of color to be racist against white people and announcing his new 'Racing for Racists' initiative. Many are calling for Hamilton to clarify his stance and apologize for promoting discrimination.
Local man invents revolutionary sleeping invention, calls it a bed
2023-06-05
Stefan has revolutionized the way we sleep with his groundbreaking invention, the `bed`. No longer must we suffer on mere mattresses on the floor, Stefan's creation provides both comfort and elevation. Critics are calling it a gamechanger in the bedding industry. Find out how Stefan came up with this ingenious idea and where you can get your own `bed` in our exclusive interview with the inventor himself.
Local Genius Stefan Invents Revolutionary Bed That Makes Itself
2023-06-05
Stefan, a local inventor and self-proclaimed 'lazy guy,' has created a bed that makes itself. The prototype is equipped with sensors that detect when someone gets out of bed, triggering a series of mechanical movements that result in a neatly made bed. Stefan's invention is being hailed as a breakthrough in the world of sleep technology, and skeptics are eagerly awaiting the chance to try it out for themselves. If successful, Stefan's bed could revolutionize the way the world thinks about making the bed in the morning - or not thinking about it at all!