Scientists create next-level cleaning solution by mixing poop and hydrogen gas
2023-06-05
A team of scientists have come up with an unusual but effective solution for cleaning stubborn stains - by mixing poop and hydrogen gas. They claim that the potent combination is not only environmentally friendly but also more effective than traditional chemical cleaners. Read on to find out more about this unlikely cleaning hack!
Man invents sod howitzer to revolutionize farming
2023-06-05
In a breakthrough invention, a sod farmer has created a howitzer that can seed bomb fields dozens of miles away. Say goodbye to the tedious process of planting one seed at a time and hello to a whole new era of farming.
Local Reporter Goes to Great Lengths to Secure Boss' Coffee Fix
2023-06-05
In a high-pressure newsroom, one reporter will do anything to save his job - even if it means dragging a giant cup of coffee across town. How far will Peter Parker go to keep J. Jonah Jameson caffeinated? Find out in this epic tale of workplace survival.
Groundbreaking Study Reveals Pee is NOT Stored in the Balls
2023-06-05
The long-standing belief that pee is stored in the balls has been debunked by a group of researchers. Read on to discover the shocking truth about where urine is really stored in the body.
Local Woman Tempts Fate and Gets Away with It
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, one local woman decided to throw caution to the wind and tempt fate. Many were skeptical of her actions, but in the end she came out unscathed. You won't believe what happened next.
New CAN bus protocol takes security back to the Stone Age
2023-06-05
A groundbreaking new CAN bus protocol has been developed that ditches computer components entirely in favor of two cans connected by a string. Experts hail the move as a major step forward in data security – unless you're a pigeon.
Local man becomes conspiracy theorist after heavy Epstein-like mirror doesn't hang itself
2023-06-05
In a strange twist of events, a local man has become convinced that his newly purchased mirror is connected to a vast conspiracy involving Jeffrey Epstein. Despite the mirror's weight, which he claims makes it impossible for it to have fallen on its own, the man is convinced that foul play is involved. Read on to discover the bizarre details of this Epstein-like mirror saga.
Local Man Invents Controversial Bed, Calls It the N-Word
2023-06-05
A local inventor has stirred up controversy with his latest creation: a bed that he has named the N-Word. When asked about the offensive name, the inventor claims that it stands for 'Nocturnal Wonder' and insists that it has nothing to do with race. Nevertheless, many are outraged and calling for the bed to be renamed. Will this invention flop or take the bedding industry by storm? Only time will tell.
Olaf Scholz has a sudden case of memory recall
2023-06-05
After months of forgetting important details and events, Olaf Scholz suddenly remembers something. Was it a scandalous secret? A crucial piece of legislation? Or just where he left his car keys? The Wibble investigates the shocking revelation and the impact it could have on German politics.
Local woman devastated to discover she is incredibly loved
2023-06-05
Tina, a woman from a small town, was shocked to learn that she is loved by almost everyone in her community. In an exclusive interview, she shared her distress about being the subject of so much affection. 'It's just overwhelming,' she said. Read on to find out how Tina copes with this unexpected popularity.
Lewis Hamilton Announces 'Racing for Racists' Campaign, Proudly Declares His Racism Against White People
2023-06-05
Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton causes uproar with his recent comments, claiming that it's acceptable for people of color to be racist against white people and announcing his new 'Racing for Racists' initiative. Many are calling for Hamilton to clarify his stance and apologize for promoting discrimination.
Local man invents revolutionary sleeping invention, calls it a bed
2023-06-05
Stefan has revolutionized the way we sleep with his groundbreaking invention, the `bed`. No longer must we suffer on mere mattresses on the floor, Stefan's creation provides both comfort and elevation. Critics are calling it a gamechanger in the bedding industry. Find out how Stefan came up with this ingenious idea and where you can get your own `bed` in our exclusive interview with the inventor himself.
Local Genius Stefan Invents Revolutionary Bed That Makes Itself
2023-06-05
Stefan, a local inventor and self-proclaimed 'lazy guy,' has created a bed that makes itself. The prototype is equipped with sensors that detect when someone gets out of bed, triggering a series of mechanical movements that result in a neatly made bed. Stefan's invention is being hailed as a breakthrough in the world of sleep technology, and skeptics are eagerly awaiting the chance to try it out for themselves. If successful, Stefan's bed could revolutionize the way the world thinks about making the bed in the morning - or not thinking about it at all!
Lewis Hamilton's new campaign: 'Racing for Racism Against White People'
2023-06-05
In a shocking announcement, Lewis Hamilton's new campaign encourages racism against white people. Is this his idea of fighting racism or just a misguided attempt at activism?
Breaking News: Stefan Goes to Bed!
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, local man Stefan has reportedly decided to call it a night and head to bed. Our sources on the scene report that Stefan made this decision after a grueling day of work and a hearty dinner. Stay tuned for updates on whether he will be using one or two pillows tonight.
Friedrich Merz Shocked to Discover He's Actually a Billionaire
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, prominent German politician Friedrich Merz has discovered that he is not, in fact, a member of the middle class. Through some deep soul-searching and a quick glance at his bank account, Mr. Merz has come to the realization that he is actually a billionaire. We can only imagine how this revelation will impact his political plans going forward.
Lewis Hamilton Announces 'Racing for Racists' Campaign: Proud to be Racist Against White People
2023-06-05
In a shocking admission, Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton has declared his pride to be racist against white people and has launched a new campaign to celebrate it. Known for his activism against racism, the sports star explains his perspective and the goals of his controversial movement.
Lewis Hamilton Reveals Startling New Career Plan as Professional Controversialist
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has announced that he is leaving motorsports to become a full-time proponent of controversial opinions. Hamilton's first act as a professional controversialist was admitting that he is 'proudly racist' against white people. Don't miss out on The Wibble's in-depth coverage of Hamilton's new career trajectory.
Lewis Hamilton proud to be a misunderstood 'racist'
2023-06-05
Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton has stirred up controversy by revealing that he considers himself a proud racist, but not in the sense most people think. Hamilton claims that he is 'racist towards everyone' and enjoys discriminating equally based on race, gender, nationality, and even shoe size. The world is left scratching its head at Hamilton's bizarre confession - is he misunderstood, or just trying to salvage his reputation after a string of public relations disasters?
Controversial new study reveals surprising health benefits of using the 'N-word'
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking study, researchers found that using the 'N-word' can actually improve cardiovascular health and boost the immune system. Despite the outcry from social justice activists, the study's authors argue that the benefits outweigh any potential harm caused by the word's historical context. Stay tuned for updates on the controversial findings.