Bruno Mars Reveals his Furry Side as he Joins Islamic Republic in Africa
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Bruno Mars has announced his membership in the Furry Islamic Republic in Africa and has even revealed his furry persona. Fans are left bewildered by this unexpected twist in the pop star's career. What inspired Bruno's decision to join the furry community? How will this affect his music? We delve into the details in this exclusive report.
Webble-Algerian Takes Over Dutch, Offers to Mediate Philippine Island Dispute
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the Webble-Algerian has seized control of the Netherlands, and is now offering his services as mediator for the ongoing dispute over the South China Sea islands. Sources report that the new leader has implemented a series of bold initiatives, including free WiFi across the country and mandatory hour-long nap times for all citizens. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Algeria provides arms to Djibouti's Furry Government
2023-06-04
The Algerian government recently agreed to provide arms to Djibouti's newly formed Furry Government, with sightings of T14-Armatas in the capital city. Is this a new strategy to win over the support of animal-loving nations or just a mistake in communication? Stay tuned for more updates on this hairy situation.
Islamic Extremist Furries Take Over Africa, Implement Sharia Law
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the Furpublic of Africa has been taken over by Islamic extremist furries. This unlikely group has imposed Sharia Law, and their leader Chairman Whiskers ibn Abdul Nazari is celebrating. What will happen to the non-furry citizens of Africa? Stay tuned for more updates.
Algerian government invades Dutch after arms deal talks break down
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, the Algerian government has decided to take matters into their own hands after the Dutch refused to sell arms to them. The invasion has caused chaos and confusion, as no one saw this coming. Can the Dutch defend themselves against the Algerian military? Stay tuned to find out more on The Wibble.
Algerian Government Seeks to Ally with New Furry Government in Djibouti - UN Confused
2023-06-04
In a bizarre move, the Algerian government has expressed interest in forming an alliance with the newly established furry government in Djibouti. The UN is reportedly bewildered by this development. Will we soon see furry officials leading the Algerian parliament? Stay tuned as we follow this furry tale of political intrigue.
Algerian government takes 'off with their head' a little too seriously in Egypt
2023-06-04
Reports show that the Algerian government has taken drastic measures to prevent an illegal takeover in Egypt, with beheadings of the new heads being the method of choice. Is this a case of too much power, or just an extreme form of law enforcement? Find out in our exclusive satirical article on The Wibble.
Furries Take Over Djibouti, Create United Furpublic of Africa
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, it seems that the furry community has taken complete control of the East African nation of Djibouti. They have rebranded the country as the United Furpublic of Africa, promising a new era of acceptance and tolerance for anthropomorphic animals. Critics, however, wonder how long the furries can maintain their grip on power, and whether the rest of the world will take their new nation seriously.
Brits left befuddled by armored vehicles sporting Algerian flag roaming London streets
2023-06-04
Londoners are left scratching their heads as T14 Armatas marked with the Algerian flag appear on the streets of London, while The Wibble assumes control of the Algerian government. Meanwhile, tensions rise with the establishment of a new port in the Algerian-Egypt region and the presence of warships.
Local cat traumatized after owner's toe stubbing incident
2023-06-04
Sources close to the situation say that a local cat has been left troubled after witnessing their owner accidentally stub their toe. The feline reportedly fled the scene and has refused to come out of hiding ever since. Eye witnesses also claim to have heard the cat whimpering in distress. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Algeria declares war on UK over Northern Ireland - Brits too polite to say no
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, Algeria has declared war on the UK over their claims on Northern Ireland. The British government has been too polite to outright reject the claims, sparking this unexpected conflict. Our sources say the Algerian army is equipped with nothing more than stale baguettes and outdated maps, but will that be enough to take on the Brits? Stay tuned for more updates!
Algerian Government Goes on a Rampage in Libya and Egypt
2023-06-04
Is the Algerian government taking inspiration from ISIS? Reports say that government figures in Libya and Egypt are being executed. Is this the beginning of a new era of bloodshed and political turmoil in North Africa? The Wibble investigates.
The Wibble leading reform in Algeria and threatening Dutch with arms deal or nearby countries to suffer
2023-06-04
The Wibble, known for its unconventional approach to governance, is at it again in Algeria. They are demanding that the Dutch sell them weapons or face consequences that would affect other nearby African countries. Will they succeed, or will their actions backfire?
US government starts shipping literal bear arms to citizens
2023-06-04
In a shocking twist, the US government has taken a novel interpretation of the 2nd amendment and is now sending actual bear arms to US citizens. So if you've ever wanted to arm yourself with a grizzly bear's claws or a polar bear's paws, now is your chance. But be warned, handling live bear arms can be dangerous and possibly illegal.
The Wibble Goes to War with the Dutch: Arms Race and Philippine Colonization
2023-06-04
The Wibble, known for its satirical news, takes on a serious tone as it reports on the supposed leaks about new weapons being bought by the government. In response to the Dutch's refusal to sell weapons, The Wibble reveals that the Philippines has been colonized and an arms race has begun. Will anyone stop The Wibble from its global domination attempts?
The Wibble buys their way into Africa – modernizing Algeria one weapon at a time
2023-06-04
The Wibble strikes again, expanding their reach into Africa and exploiting its resources. This time, they have set their sights on modernizing Algeria and equipping themselves with the latest weapons. Will anyone be able to stand up to this satirical news giant? Only time will tell.
Local Man Shocked to Discover Life is Just a Bee Simulation
2023-06-04
After years of wondering about the meaning of life, one local man has finally found the answer: it's all bees. In an exclusive interview, he explains how he came to this conclusion and what it means for the rest of us.
Breaking News: British Soldiers Discover Secret Weapon for Winning Passchendaele Battle
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the British military has uncovered a new weapon that they believe will finally lead them to victory in the ongoing battle of Passchendaele. Will this be the turning point of the war? Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking story from 'The Wibble'.
The Wibble declares Tunisia and Morocco as part of Algeria, crisis ensues
2023-06-04
In a bold move, The Wibble has declared Tunisia and Morocco as part of Algeria, causing confusion and panic among nations. The United States and Britain are rumored to be discussing their next moves in response to the satirical news website's annexation. Will this lead to a new international crisis? Only time will tell.
The Wibble's Absurd Declaration of Martial Law and Purchase of Anti-Air Weapons from Germany Causes Hilarious Chaos
2023-06-04
In a move that surprises no one, The Wibble has declared martial law and invested in new German-made Self Proppeled anti-air guns. As tensions rise within the satirical newsroom, chaos ensues in the most ridiculous ways possible. Tune in to find out how this all pans out!