Groundbreaking Research Shows Size of Server Doesn't Matter
2023-06-05
Is bigger always better? Not according to recent research that has found the size of a server doesn't necessarily determine its performance. This shocking revelation has left tech enthusiasts scratching their heads and wondering what else they've been wrong about.
World Mourns as Most Loved Man Dies of Cancer One Day Before Cure is Found
2023-06-05
In a tragic turn of events, the world's most beloved man has passed away from cancer just one day before the cure was discovered. The outpouring of grief and disbelief has been tremendous, as people struggle to come to terms with the loss of such a beloved figure. Meanwhile, scientists are left wondering if they could have done more to save him, and if the cure could have been found just a little bit sooner.
Rapture No Longer a Viable Escape Plan as Hell Turns Out to Be Not Much Worse Than Reality
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the rapture has already happened and we missed it, as hell is apparently not any worse than our daily lives. Many believers are now reconsidering their lives and whether or not they want to continue on this 'meh' existence.
Man Cancels Gym Membership and Triggers Global Economic Crisis
2023-06-05
An area man's decision to save a few bucks by canceling his gym membership sparked a chain reaction that led to the collapse of the world economy. The Wibble investigates how one man's frugality turned into a financial disaster of epic proportions.
Scientists Discover Secret Meaning Behind 'BananaBananaBananaBananaBanana'
2023-06-05
After years of speculation, a team of linguists have uncovered a hidden message in the seemingly nonsensical phrase 'BananaBananaBananaBananaBanana'. Could this be the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe? Find out in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
Snoop Dogg Travels Through Alternate Universes, Including One Where Rap Doesn't Exist
2023-06-05
Join Snoop Dogg as he meets his alternate universe counterparts, such as Snoop Dusty from the Wild West and Space Dogg from a high-tech future. But what happens when he finds himself in a destroyed world where rap music was never invented? Will Snoop survive without his signature genre? Find out in this hilarious adventure through time and space.
Time-traveling Woman Foils Grandparents' Meet-Cute
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a woman from the year 2023 accidentally travels back in time to 1948 and prevents her grandparents from meeting. What will happen to her present-day existence? How will this affect the rest of history? Find out in this hilarious tale of time-travel gone awry, brought to you by The Wibble.
Portals to Watercolour Utopia, 1930s Black and White, and Anime Worlds Appear Next to Big Ben - Londoners Confused and Amazed
2023-06-05
Citizens of London are left bewildered as portals to three different worlds mysteriously appear next to the iconic Big Ben. Visitors to the city are transported to a serene watercolour utopia, a vibrant 1930s black and white world, or a colorful anime universe upon entering the portals. As authorities investigate the phenomenon, tourists and Londoners alike can't help but be captivated by the surreal experience.
Teenage Girl's Handbag Holds Key to Future Sports Almanac and Husband!
2023-06-05
A 16-year-old girl's handbag was discovered to hold much more than just makeup and candy wrappers. The Sports Almanac for the next 50 years was found along with wedding photos of her future husband, revealing what he will look like in 2039. Could this be the key to unlocking the secrets of the future? Only time will tell, but for now, we can't wait to see if the sports predictions come true!
Horse Lovers Furious as Study Proves Skyrim Mountain Climbing Unnatural
2023-06-05
Animal rights activists are fighting back after a groundbreaking study revealed that horses are simply not equipped to climb mountains the way they do in the popular video game Skyrim. The science supports it, but horse enthusiasts insist their majestic steeds are capable of anything. See what happens when these two worlds collide in an epic battle of science vs. passion.
Rage Comics Revolution: Millennials rediscover the art of expressing FFFFFUUUUU in pictorial form
2023-06-05
The 2010s were a golden age for rage comics, and now they are making a comeback among the millennial crowd. From cringe-worthy memes to cathartic outbursts, we explore the enduring appeal of the classic FFFFFUUUUU face and its impact on internet culture.
Let's Play Minecrap! The Most Sensational Game of the Year
2023-06-05
In this hilarious article, we explore the world of Minecrap - or Minecraft, as some people insist on calling it. Follow along as our protagonist Inspector Gadget raves about his love for building bricks with mine crap, and discover what makes Minecrap the most fun app of the year. Don't miss out on all the laughs and adventure in this must-read article!
Minecraft Changes Name to Mimecraft to Support Mime Culture
2023-06-05
In a bold move towards inclusivity, Minecraft has announced that they will be changing their name to 'Mimecraft' to support and embrace the mime culture. This change is expected to be implemented in the upcoming Minecraft update and has already sparked controversy among some players. Will this new change lead to more mimes in the Minecraft world? Only time will tell.
USB Naming Committee Facing Lynch Mob Threats
2023-06-05
After years of frustration with confusing and nonsensical USB specification names, an angry mob has formed to take justice into their own hands. The USB Naming Committee is under fire as citizens demand accountability for the chaos they've caused in their computer cords. Will the committee be able to plead their case and save themselves from an angry mob? Or will the mob get their revenge and finally bring order to the USB world? Stay tuned for updates on this developing story on The Wibble.
Florida Man Solves Skyrim Civil War Conflict After Getting Stranded in Game
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a Florida man found himself trapped inside the popular video game Skyrim. However, instead of succumbing to the dangers of the game, he uses his Florida Man skills to bring peace to the warring factions of the Stormcloaks and Imperials. Read on to find out how one man changed the course of a virtual war.
New Sky Police Unit Soars to Justice with Jetpacks
2023-06-05
Crime is no longer safe from above as the Sky Police debut their high-flying crime fighting squad armed with jetpacks. Criminals better start looking to the skies, because these officers are ready to take the fight to new heights.
Website's Infinite Scroll Feature Accused of Farting During User Browsing
2023-06-05
Reports claim that users have been experiencing strange farting noises coming from their laptops while browsing a website with infinite scroll. Investigations reveal that the website's coding may have unintentionally triggered flatulence sounds during the endless scrolling process. Users have taken to social media to voice their concerns and jokes about the unexpected feature.
All Gender-Separated Areas and Buildings to Become Gender-Natural in Push for Inclusivity
2023-06-05
In a move towards greater inclusivity, all gender-separated areas such as restrooms and locker rooms will undergo a transformation to become gender-natural. This means that instead of being labeled as male or female, these spaces will be open to all genders, promoting a more welcoming environment for everyone.
BTS Member's Haircut Causes Global Panic
2023-06-05
The world is in chaos as one member of K-Pop sensation BTS has decided to drastically change his hairstyle. Fans are uncertain how to cope with this devastating news. Will this impact the group's upcoming tour? Is this the end of their reign as kings of pop? The real question is, where were the hair stylists during all of this? Find out on The Wibble.
KFFOCC: The Fusion Food You Didn't Know You Needed
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, the Kentucky Fried Chicken and Kentucky Catfish Factory have announced their merger to become the KFFOCC - the Kentucky Frying Factory Of Catfish Chicken. The new fast food joint promises to bring the best of both worlds together in a mind-boggling fusion menu. From catfish nuggets to chicken fried steak, KFFOCC is sure to satisfy any cravings you didn't even know you had.