Breaking News: Bizzle the Brapper Bounces Back with Bizarre Behavior
2023-06-05
In a bold move, Bizzle the Brapper has decided to add the letter B to words that don't start with it. From 'brhino' to 'bapple', the internet is buzzing with reactions to this unique linguistic style. But is it just a gimmick or a stroke of genius? We delve into the world of Bizzle the Brapper and explore the implications of his bizarre behavior. Don't miss out on this must-read article unlike any other!
KFC to be Bought Out by New Rival Kentucky Catfish Fillet Due to Dwindling Sales
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, KFC may soon be under new ownership as Kentucky Catfish Fillet reportedly eyes a acquisition. Sources cite KFC's recent decline in sales due to the surge in popularity of KCF's as the primary motivator behind the purchase. Will KFC soon be rebranded as Kentucky Catfish Chicken? Only time will tell.
KFC's Newest Rival: The Kentucky Catfish Fillet
2023-06-05
Move over Colonel Sanders, there's a new fish in town! KFC's latest competitor is a fishy delight - the Kentucky Catfish Fillet. Will it take the world by storm or will it just be another fish out of water? Find out in our exclusive taste test and review.
University of Oxford Announces New Major: Dark Arts
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, the University of Oxford has decided to offer a degree program in Dark Arts, including courses such as 'Curses and Hexes 101' and 'Summoning Demons for Beginners'. Some students hope to use their newfound skills for good, while others are just excited to finally have a practical application for their love of Harry Potter.
Pulp Fiction: The Untold Story of Big Kahuna Burgers
2023-06-05
Discover the secret behind Jules' obsession with Big Kahuna Burgers, the Hawaiian burger joint that makes the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Join Brett and Vincent as they indulge in a tasty burger and witness Jules' reaction to the holy grail of fast food. You won't believe what happens next...
RG Declared Most Useless Letter in Social Media Outrage, NN Denies Competing for Title
2023-06-05
A recent declaration that RG is the most useless letter has ignited a firestorm on social media, with users passionately defending their favorite letters. Meanwhile, NN denies any interest in competing for the title, claiming it is perfectly content with its place as second-most useless letter.
Breaking News: All Flags to Be Replaced with Hexagons
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been announced that all countries will be changing their flags to the hexagon shape. The reasons behind this decision are unclear, but speculation suggests it may have something to do with the hexagonal shape being 'more inclusive' and 'less offensive'. Citizens are already expressing their confusion and dismay at the sudden change. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Breaking News: Letter 'Rg' Officially Declared the Most Useless Letter in the Alphabet
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, linguists and language enthusiasts have come to a consensus that the letter combination 'Rg' serves no purpose in the English language. The letter has been unanimously deemed useless and will be removed from all forms of communication effective immediately. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Wibble Exclusive - Inside the N.W.M.D.A - the National Weapons of Mass Destruction Agency
2023-06-05
Join our undercover reporter as they infiltrate the N.W.M.D.A - the agency tasked with developing and testing the most devastating weapons known to man. Be prepared for a hilarious and eye-opening glimpse into the world of top-secret government agencies.
Breaking News: nn Proven to be the Most Useless Letter in the Alphabet
2023-06-05
The latest research has confirmed what most of us already suspected - nn has no real purpose in the English language. Experts weigh in on the impact of this revelation on the written and spoken word.
Jar Jar Binks Becomes Galactic Emperor, Changes Name to Tsar Tsar Binks
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous Jar Jar Binks has seized control of the galaxy and crowned himself as its new emperor. As part of his new reign, he has also changed his name to the more fitting Tsar Tsar Binks. We can only imagine what changes are in store for the galaxy under his leadership.
MilwaukeePC Goes Big: Becomes World's Largest ISP
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, local computer repair shop MilwaukeePC has announced plans to become the world's largest internet service provider. Customers can now enjoy lightning fast internet speeds while also getting their computer fixed. The company promises to not let the power go to their heads...or their servers.
Giant Purple Elephant in Tuxedo Plays Violin in Space While Serenaded by Singing Kittens in Tiny Top Hats
2023-06-05
In a galaxy far, far away, a sight unlike any other has been witnessed. A colossal purple elephant, adorned in formal wear, serenades the cosmos with its stunning violin. All around it, a swarm of singing kittens in tiny top hats add their melodic voices to the mix. Is this a dream? No, it's just another day in the universe for this majestic pachyderm. Learn about the history and motivations behind this phenomenal act in our latest article!
Man Goes Deaf After Listening to Dragonforce's 'Ring of Fire' Cover
2023-06-05
In a bizarre incident, a man reportedly poked out his own ear drums after being subjected to the ear-piercing cover of Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' by famed power metal band Dragonforce. The man, who was already a fan of Cash's original version, claimed that he could not bear the high-pitched screams and shrill guitar riffs in the cover. He is now seeking compensation from the band for his hearing loss.
Man's Love Goes Up in Flames as He Falls into Ring of Fire
2023-06-05
A tragic love story went awry as a man attempted to impress his lover by jumping into a ring of fire. Unfortunately, he ended up burning to death instead. Our condolences go out to the loved ones of the scorched Romeo.
Nation's Lazy Dogs Demand Better Pay and Treats
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the nation's dogs have come forward to demand better working conditions, including increased pay and more treats. Are these pampered pooches pushing their luck? Or do they have a bone to pick with their owners? Find out in this waggishly witty article on The Wibble.
Burger King Diet: One Week Eating Only Whoppers and Fries
2023-06-05
One brave soul decides to put their stomach to the test and only eat Burger King for an entire week. The results are surprising, hilarious, and maybe a little bit concerning. Read on to find out what happened on the Burger King Diet.
Restaurants Now Offering Chicken Fart Pizza
2023-06-05
The latest culinary craze has hit the food industry - chicken fart pizza! Find out how this unique dish is made and why it's causing quite a stink among diners. You won't believe the reactions from restaurant reviewers!
Joel From Vinesauce Sent To Prison For 'Fucking Vinny', Turns Out It Was Just A Misunderstanding
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Joel from Vinesauce was arrested and sent to prison for allegedly having sexual relations with Vinny. However, new evidence has come to light which suggests that it was all just a big misunderstanding. Find out more in our latest article.
Introducing HeistHub: The Social Media Platform That's Perfect For Criminals and Thrill-Seekers!
2023-06-05
Looking for a new hobby that combines the adrenaline rush of a high-stakes crime with the community-building benefits of social media? Look no further than HeistHub, the new platform where users can read about, join, and even set up heists around the world. Whether you're a seasoned criminal or just looking to spice up your weekend, HeistHub is sure to have a job for you. Just be sure to leave your morals at the door!