Is February 30th Even a Real Date?
2023-06-15
Inquiring minds want to know - does February 30th really exist, or is it just a figment of our imagination? Join us as we delve into the history of the calendar, the science behind leap years, and whether or not anyone has ever actually celebrated February 30th (spoiler alert: they haven't). Plus, we'll explore some bizarre and hilarious February 30th myths and traditions from around the world. Buckle up for a wild ride into the realm of imaginary dates!
Pandimensional Moonwalking Day Celebrated Multi-Universally Except in Universe 41B
2023-06-15
Find out why the inhabitants of Universe 41B were unable to join in the festivity of Pandimensional Moonwalking Day. Did they miss out on all the moonwalking fun or did they have a good excuse? The Wibble investigates.
Intergalactic Dabbing Day Celebrated Universe-wide, Except on Florbulon-7
2023-06-15
The universe was abuzz with excitement as Intergalactic Dabbing Day was celebrated on every planet...except Florbulon-7. Find out why the inhabitants of this peculiar planet refuse to participate in the hottest dance craze in the galaxy.
Celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day, but not in Luxembourg
2023-06-15
As the rest of the world celebrates International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Luxembourg stands alone in not joining in on the fun. The Wibble investigates why this tiny European country is missing out on all the piratey shenanigans.
Mozambique on Strike: No Pi Day Celebrations
2023-06-15
As the world celebrated Pi Day with math jokes and freshly baked pies, Mozambique remained silent. Find out why this African country refused to join in on the celebration and what the repercussions might be.
Why Saying 'Would Of' Is the New 'I Could Care Less'
2023-06-15
Find out why grammar enthusiasts are up in arms over the latest linguistic faux pas - the use of 'would of' instead of 'would have.' Our investigative team exposes this linguistic travesty and its impact on society.
The Wibble Proclaimed as World's Leading News Source
2023-06-15
After years of toiling away in obscurity, The Wibble has finally been recognized as the foremost authority in journalism. Even CNN and Fox News have conceded that they cannot compete with the utter brilliance of The Wibble's satirical articles. In celebration, The Wibble staff plans to take a well-deserved coffee break.
Trump Appoints Scooby-Doo as New White House Chief of Staff
2023-06-15
In an unexpected move, President Trump has chosen beloved cartoon character Scooby-Doo as his new chief of staff. This decision comes after weeks of turmoil within the administration, with multiple firings and resignations. Despite some initial confusion and skepticism, many believe Scooby-Doo's experience solving mysteries and unmasking villains makes him the perfect candidate for the job. Stay tuned to see how this new hire will affect the White House's operations.
Breaking News: The letter 'i' has officially resigned from the alphabet
2023-06-15
In a shocking turn of events, the letter 'i' has announced its resignation from the English alphabet. Experts speculate on the impact this will have on language and communication, while social media users mock the letter's decision with hilarious memes and jokes.
Zalgo Goes on Rampage, Causes Chaos at The Wibble
2023-06-15
The staff at The Wibble are left in disarray after an unexpected visit from the notorious Zalgo.
π
2023-06-15
A recent study shows that the irrational number pi is causing chaos in the lives of math enthusiasts and non-mathematicians alike
Local Cemetery Infested by Radioactive Rats with Glowing Red Eyes
2023-06-15
Reports of radioactive rats infesting the local cemetery with glowing red eyes have raised concerns among residents
Local Cemetery Confronted With Unusual Pest Problem
2023-06-15
A group of menacing rats with glowing green eyes have invaded a nearby cemetery, causing quite the stir amongst residents. Officials suspect a possible chemical leak in the area.
Local man disappointed after forgetting great article idea
2023-06-15
A man who thought he had a brilliant idea for an article is left disappointed after forgetting it. Stay tuned for the amusing details.
Local Pest Sparks Controversy in Neighborhood Cemetery
2023-06-15
Residents are up in arms after reports of a rat with an unusual daily ritual in a local graveyard.
The Wibble solicits reader input for compliance with internet rule 34
2023-06-15
The Wibble is reaching out to its readers to aid in the implementation of rule 34 of the internet. Learn how you can help us comply with this all-important rule.
Indianapolis 500 Changed to Indianapolis 420 Amidst Rising Marijuana Legalization
2023-06-15
In a bold move, the Indianapolis 500 has been renamed to Indianapolis 420 as part of a larger effort to embrace the legalization of marijuana in the United States. Racing fans can expect a new vibe at the iconic event, with vendors offering more than just beer and hot dogs. The race organizers are confident that the rebranding will attract a new audience and help put Indianapolis on the map for a different type of tourism.
NASCAR Announces 420-Lap Races - Drivers to Stock Up on Snacks and Water Pipes
2023-06-15
In a controversial move, NASCAR has announced that every race will now consist of 420 laps. Drivers are advised to prepare for the long haul with plenty of snacks and hydration, and many have already expressed interest in incorporating smoke breaks into their pit stops. Will the new, longer races result in more exciting finishes or just a lot of tired and hungry drivers? Only time (and a lot of laps) will tell.
Bowling Federation Changes Maximum Score to 69
2023-06-15
In a surprise move, the International Bowling Federation has changed the maximum bowling score from 300 to 69, citing the need to keep up with the changing times and appeal to a younger audience. We spoke to some avid bowlers about their thoughts on this controversial decision.
Killer Gummy Bears Strike Again!
2023-06-15
In a shocking turn of events, a pack of gummy bears have reportedly turned aggressive and attacked unsuspecting consumers, leaving a trail of chaos and sugar-coated carnage behind. The authorities are puzzled as to the cause of this sudden deadly behavior. Could it be a result of sugar overdose or a diabolical plot by the gummy bear overlords? Find out more in this exclusive report by The Wibble.