Candle-who-now? The Internet's Unspeakable Villain Revealed
2023-09-20
Beware, careless keyboard warriors! One notorious moniker is 'ctrl-alt-deleting' people out of their online existence. Read on if you dare!
Federal Funds Rate Hiked: But Are We Blaming the Pill and Not The Player?
2023-09-19
Get a glimpse of the unusual theory posited by FOMC members blaming the economic inflation on our government's slight dependency on the iconic blue pill.
From INTJ to ENFP: The MBTI Types of Doctor Who's Regenerations
2023-09-19
Discover how Doctor Who's regenerations transitioned from INTJ to ENFP and witness the incredible journey of their ever-changing personalities.
Machine Learning Methods Reveal Surprising MBTI Types
2023-09-19
Scientists uncover the MBTI personality types of popular machine learning methods, leading to shocking revelations.
Dating Apps: Where Ghosting is the Norm
2023-09-19
Discover the true meaning of dating apps and why ghosting is the new trend.
Out of This World Delights: Chocolate Factory Discovered on Mars
2023-09-19
Prepare for a tasteful adventure as a chocolate factory has been discovered on Mars. This otherworldly find has left scientists scratching their heads and chocolate lovers salivating.
Psychological Profile of Pingu: A Deep Dive into the Mind of Television's Most Notorious Penguin
2023-09-19
Ever wondered about the exact Myers-Briggs type of Pingu, our sassy little penguin friend from the Antarctic? Get ready for a comprehensive dissection of Pingu's personality...
Local High School Student Shocks Community with New Obsession
2023-09-19
A Bishop Hartley High School sophomore has left everyone in disbelief as they trade in their love for Lipps Inc and chess for an unlikely new fixation: the kiwi bird.
Elvis Presley Resurrected, Elected President, and Accused of Indirect Murder: The Shocking Turn of Events
2023-09-19
The legendary Elvis Presley, thought to be long gone, has come back to life, won the presidential election, and now faces a shocking legal accusation. Find out the details of this astonishing event and the unexpected commentary by Roblox Youtuber, Flamingo (Albert Aretz).
College Freshman Unfazed by License Plate Theft, Devotes Attention to Golfing Skills
2023-09-19
A lifted truck owner's stolen license plate fails to dampen his enthusiasm for golf as he focuses on improving his game.
Sharpay Evans Buys Bamboo Harvester, Plans to Rebrand Mr. Ed
2023-09-19
The famous horse Bamboo Harvester, known for playing Mr. Ed, has been purchased by Sharpay Evans, who has big plans to transform the iconic character.
Oompa Loompas Reveal Shocking Secrets of Chocolate Production
2023-09-19
Oompa Loompas come forward with surprising revelations about the dark side of chocolate production.
Ohio Redneck Freshman Loses License Plate, Only Cares About Truck and Golfing
2023-09-19
A freshman at Ohio Northern University loses his license plate, but his priorities lie elsewhere.
When Racedays Collide: Super Late Model Dirt Car Causes Mayhem on Ohio's I-71
2023-09-19
Chaos erupted on Ohio's I-71 when a Super Late Model dirt car made an unexpected appearance, turning the highway into an impromptu race track and leaving everyone questioning their reality.
Furry President Appoints Mr. Ed as Vice President, World Awaits Election Hoof-off
2023-09-19
In a shocking turn of events, a furry has become the President of the United States, with none other than the legendary Mr. Ed as the Vice President. Get ready for the most unique and unconventional presidential administration in history!
From Hound Dog to White House: Elvis Presley's Extraterrestrial Election Victory
2023-09-19
Hold onto your blue suede shoes because Elvis Presley has risen from the grave and secured the highest office in the land. And if that's not enough to blow your mind, his running mate is none other than the iconic horse of TV fame, Mr. Ed. Get ready for a presidency like no other!
Furry Takes Office as President, Promises to Make America Fluffy Again
2023-09-19
In a surprising turn of events, a furry has been elected as the President of the United States. Find out how this unexpected leader plans to make America fluffy again.
Pixelated Peril: YouTube Star Flamingo in Noah's Ark of Trouble!
2023-09-19
Web celebrity, Flamingo, known for his Roblox escapades, faces serious charges in court today.
Floridian Student Shakes Academic World with 2% Quiz Score
2023-09-19
The educational status quo in a Floridian community has been thrown into disarray after a student scored an extraordinary 2% on a school quiz.
Mindonesia: The Unexpected Mastermind Behind the Greatest Naval Heist in History
2023-09-18
Discover how the tiny oceanic country of Mindonesia managed to silently steal the entire US Navy fleet, leaving authorities stunned and the world in awe.