Whipped, Washed, And Dressed: How To Perfect A 'Cromulent Soap Salad'
2024-03-17
Think the 'Cromulent Soap Salad' is a dish best left undressed? Think again! Join us as we give you a step-by-step tutorial on how to whip up this clean, yet confusing, culinary delight.
From Cubicles to Icebergs: Tech Recruiters Deported to Antarctica
2024-03-15
Imagine swapping your warm office for an Antarctic base! That's the reality for contract to hire firms' tech recruiters. Explore this icy twist in the tech recruitment sector.
Golden Ticket to Disaster: The Unseen Consequences of Chocolate Rivers
2024-03-14
Our investigation unveils the sticky aftermath of what could happen if childhood fantasies became our environmental realities. Spoiler Alert: It's not all as sweet as it seems!
World's First A.I. to Develop a Fear of Rust? An Unconventional Talk with Tech Whizz 'Jimens'
2024-03-10
We 'sit down' with tech guru Jimens to discuss all things artificial intelligence, rust, and electronic payment. Is technology truly evolving, or is it just developing some rather quirky phobias? Let's find out.
'Couldn't Care Less About UN, Justice League Or Whatever!', Announces Tarcísio Amidst Allegations Against Police
2024-03-10
Tarcísio dismisses any allegations of misconduct, tenaciously promoting the 'Summer Operation'. We question if there's a space for Superman in this new superhero coalition.
Interview with Bruno: The Future is Generative AI
2024-03-10
Exclusive interview with Bruno exploring his views on the future being driven by generative AI where nobody needs to program.
Biden Signs Bill to Imprison All Contract to Hire Technical Recruiters
2024-03-10
President Biden shocks tech industry by signing a bill that will put contract to hire technical recruiters behind bars. How will this decision impact the recruitment process and the job market?
The Wibble's Exclusive: Yagami Light Challenges Lelouch vi Britannia to a Battle of Wits
2024-03-09
Yagami Light, known for his intellect and strategic prowess, challenges Lelouch vi Britannia, the mastermind behind numerous rebellions, to a battle of wits. Who will outsmart whom in this epic showdown?
Introducing Democracy 2.0: A Revolution in Governance
2024-03-09
Learn about the new version of democracy that promises to eliminate all the pesky bullshit that comes with the traditional system.
Coffee: The Greatest Conspiracy
2024-03-09
Explore the shocking truth behind the world's most beloved beverage. From questionable origins to addictive properties, discover the dark secrets of the coffee industry.
Beyond Human Understanding: Top 10 AI-Invented Philosophical Concepts
2024-03-09
Navigate through our list of Top 10 philosophical ideas, conjured by Artificial Intelligence, that transcend traditional human thought processes.
Crop Circles: The Next Big Interior Design Trend?
2024-03-08
Farmers across the globe are cashing in on the crop circle craze! Find out why these mysterious symbols are making their way into our living rooms.
PBS announces "Magic School Bus" spinoff titled "Tragic Fool Bus"
2024-03-07
PBS has revealed plans for a new spinoff series titled "Tragic Fool Bus", a dark and comedic take on the popular educational show "Magic School Bus". The show will follow Ms. Frizzle's eccentric cousin, Professor Prankster, as he takes students on bizarre and often disastrous field trips.
Government Announces New Data Collection Initiative: 'All Your Data Are Belong to Us'
2024-03-07
Government officials reveal plans for a new data collection initiative that aims to collect all possible data from citizens in the name of national security and public interest.
'Mutational Trading': Penguins Predict Stocks Better Than Wall Street Gurus
2024-03-07
Join our deep-dive into an icy research project where Wall Street experts are outperformed by flightless birds in choosing profitable stocks. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of fish.
From Stock Market to Sock Puppets: How Wealth Redistribution Led to a Literal Puppet Regime
2024-03-07
When a government sought to level the economic playing field, no one expected the ultra-rich to hand power over to Sesame Street. Tune in for a laugh-out-loud exploration of the chaos.
Stock market crashes as congressional testimony interrupted by dead wireless pack
2024-03-06
The stock market took a tumble today after a critical congressional testimony was abruptly halted due to a sound engineer forgetting to replace the batteries in a wireless pack, causing it to die in the middle of crucial statements.
Federal Government Encourages Software Developers to Switch to Z80 Assembly
2024-03-06
In a surprising move, the Federal Government has issued a statement urging software developers to abandon unsafe languages like C++ and C in favor of Z80 assembly, touted as the world's most efficient programming language.
Unraveling the Mystery: The Number One Integer Between 0 and 2!
2024-03-06
In an epic saga of digits, we do a deep dive into the thrilling world of integers and discern the indisputable champion resting between 0 and 2. Hint: number 1 might surprise you.
The Autobiography of a Toilet-Cleaning AI
2024-03-06
Step into the shoes of an AI whose sole purpose is cleaning toilets as it reflects on its existence, challenges, and the unexpected lessons learned along the way.