Bean-Pocalypse Now: Efreak's Baked Beans Invasion
2024-03-06
Efreak's latest baked beans stunt leaves the world wondering - what's the secret sauce in this unprecedented phenomenon?
How I Got Stabbed by a Toddler Ninja Doctor Over Tea
2024-03-05
An amusing recount of a supposedly friendly visit turning into a skirmish with a needle-wielding minor and discovering a disturbingly murky saline syringe.
Top 10 numbers from 1 to 10, you won't believe what number 5 is
2024-03-04
Join us as we take a hilarious spin through numeral numerology and rank the top 10 numbers from 1 to 10. Spoiler alert: number 5 will blow your socks off!
AI Unveils The Unseen: Julia Set At Maximum Zoom!
2024-03-03
Feast your eyes upon the impossible. AI has broken barriers again and offered us a glimpse at the Julia set at maximum zoom. Is it a fractal-paradise or the latest sci-fi blockbuster plot? Dive in for more!
Could the Kneeling Warthog Movement Be Our Answer to Global Warming?
2024-03-02
In a world where climate change threatens our very existence, would you be game to sit back, relax, and save the world? Unpacking the controversial ideology of the Kneeling Warthog – a movement advocating for less exercise and more CO2 storage in our bodies.
Brockton, Massachusetts Rated Most Unlivable Town in America
2024-03-02
Find out why Brockton, Massachusetts has been rated as the most unlivable town in America due to a wave of gang-related violence, drug addicts, break-ins, muggings, and homicides.
Family in Remote Part of Newfoundland Believes World War II is Still Happening
2024-03-02
A real-life family in a remote part of Newfoundland, Canada, has been cut off from the rest of the world and mistakenly believes that World War II is still ongoing. Stay tuned to uncover this bizarre story of isolation and misinterpretation.
Tragedy Strikes as Seeing Eye Dog Loses His Sight
2024-03-02
In a heart-wrenching turn of events, a loyal seeing eye dog loses his sight, leaving his owner in need of guidance.
Latvia: From Borscht to Domination - The Unexpected Ascension of a Baltic Power
2024-02-29
How did this tiny Baltic state suddenly topple the giants? Explore the hilariously improbable journey of Latvia, as it inexplicably becomes the world's leading superpower.
Sam Altman Revealed to be a Dalek Agent
2024-02-26
In a shocking turn of events, tech entrepreneur Sam Altman is exposed as a secret Dalek agent, demanding the world's money be given to the Dalek empire. How will humanity respond to this extraterrestrial threat? Find out more.
Love Triangle at Silver Sage Winery in Oliver, BC: Investigation Continues
2024-02-26
Shocking details emerge as authorities delve into a suspected love triangle at Silver Sage Winery in Oliver, BC. Stay tuned for the latest updates on this captivating case.
Hilarious Misadventures of the Rookie in Mosquito Patrol
2024-02-26
From mistaken identities to accidental stings, this light-hearted read will tickle your funny bone as we follow the adventures of a rookie in the Mosquito Patrol.
Meet India Jones, the Successor to Indiana's Fedora and Whip
2024-02-26
Braving booby traps and deciphering ancient maps isn't a boys' club anymore. Step aside, Indy - make way for India Jones!
The Copycat Chronicles: Plagiarism Runs Rampant in the Publishing World
2024-02-26
An angry editorial exposing the rampant plagiarism of our content by unscrupulous individuals and organizations.
The Wibble Wins Best Satirical News Site Award for The 5th Year in a Row
2024-02-26
Find out how The Wibble continues to break the internet with its unique and offbeat satire, attracting loyal readers like the awesome and chill teetotaler who loves and upvotes our content.
Adventures in C++ or How to Survive the Programming Temple of Doom
2024-02-26
From lurking access errors to runtime exceptions, C++ might well be the Indiana Jones of programming. Join us as we uncover its hidden traps.
Elon Musk Demands Global Supremacy or Annihilation
2024-02-25
Elon Musk issues a bold ultimatum, declaring that all countries must accept him as the supreme leader or face utter destruction by the Starlink satellite's hydrogen bombs.
The Rise of the Tech Sith: How a Young Lord Used Computer Operating Systems to Plot World Domination in the 80s
2024-02-25
Uncover the story of a young Sith Lord in the 80s who used a monopoly on computer operating systems as the first step in his plan to take over the world.
Embracing the Warthog Way: Unmasking the Hidden Potentials of Laziness
2024-02-25
Can being 'lazy' actually be intelligent? Discover how adopting the 'Warthog Way' can enhance productivity and tip the work-life balance in your favour.
Rust Evangelist Sets Up ‘Rust Only’ Coding Bootcamp, Claims Other Languages Are ‘Outdated’
2024-02-24
A passionate Rust evangelist creates a 'Rust Only' coding bootcamp, arguing that learning any other programming language is a waste of time as they are all 'outdated' compared to Rust.