Billionaire Submarine Sinks During Titanic Expedition
2023-06-24
A group of wealthy entrepreneurs met their watery demise in the pursuit of history as their sub imploded while exploring the wreckage of the Titanic. Perhaps next time they'll consider letting the less fortunate have a go first. It also turns out that the submarine wasn't exactly up to par, with a cheap Logitech Bluetooth controller being used for steering. Who knew billionaires loved a deal?
C++ Templates Destroyed My Computer: A Cautionary Tale
2023-06-24
A programmer shares their harrowing experience with C++ templates and how it resulted in a catastrophic failure of their system.
Breaking News: Turkey Translator Invents Device to Communicate with Turkeys
2023-06-24
A turkey translator has made a groundbreaking invention that could change the way we communicate with turkeys forever.
Space the Final Frontier for Affordable Housing: Jedediah Kerman Unveils Ambitious Plan
2023-06-24
Jedediah Kerman has a bold new plan to solve the housing crisis - by launching entire houses into space. Find out how he plans to take advantage of all that unused space up there.
New study reveals shocking truth about puns
2023-06-24
Research suggests a surprising lack of appreciation for puns in modern society.
Apple sued Swiss farmers over apple logo trademark infringement
2023-06-24
Tech giant Apple takes on Swiss farmers over their logo design that features an image of the fruit that Apple is trademarking.
Bjarne Stroustrup Invents New Programming Language - 'Bulldog'
2023-06-24
Famed computer scientist and inventor of C++, Bjarne Stroustrup, has announced his latest creation: a new programming language called 'Bulldog'. But will it really be man's new best friend in coding?
Aliens Claim Responsibility for Missing Socks in XCOM Headquarters
2023-06-24
In a shocking turn of events, aliens have claimed responsibility for the missing socks at the XCOM headquarters. Our investigative reporter uncovers the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.
Alien Invasion Imminent as Elerium Harvested from Roswell Crash Site
2023-06-24
Government officials deny extraterrestrial involvement as private company profits from rare mineral extraction
New Element Discovered: Elerium 118
2023-06-24
Scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery in the periodic table, introducing a new element that could revolutionize the world of science.
Gene Ray demystifies endofunctors in a way only he understands
2023-06-24
The brilliant Gene Ray has tackled the complex topic of endofunctors, but whether anyone except himself will truly comprehend his explanation remains to be seen.
Donald Trump Attempts to Explain Endofunctors, Hilarity Ensues
2023-06-24
Former President Donald Trump has taken on a new challenge: explaining the concept of endofunctors. What could possibly go wrong?
Famous Cartoon Star Woody Woodpecker opens up in revealing interview
2023-06-24
In a rare interview, Woody Woodpecker speaks candidly about his rise to fame and the challenges he faced along the way
Mark Zuckerberg's Dark Secret Revealed in Candid Interview
2023-06-24
Our intrepid reporter gets the exclusive scoop from the Facebook CEO
Local man discovers hidden messages in carpet fibers
2023-06-24
A routine snack made one man question the very fabric of his reality.
Scientists downsize solar system, gas giants stripped of planet status
2023-06-24
The world is reeling from the shocking news that the gas giants we have come to know and love are no longer classified as planets. Find out why scientists are downsizing our solar system in this groundbreaking report.
Scientists Shocked: Earth's Turtle Support Structure Revealed!
2023-06-24
New groundbreaking discovery reveals what holds earth's turtle support structure
Donald Trump Revealed to be More of a Crook Than Previously Thought
2023-06-24
In a shocking turn of events, new evidence has come to light revealing that Donald Trump is not just a crook, but a world-class crook. Our investigative team has uncovered a trail of deceit, fraud, and corruption that puts even the most experienced con artists to shame. From shady business deals to tax evasion, it seems there is no scheme too big or too small for the former President. We delve deep into the evidence and provide an in-depth analysis of just how much of a crook Donald Trump really is.
Scientists question Gatorade's identity as a soup
2023-06-24
A new culinary debate has been sparked as scientists discuss whether microwaving Gatorade in a bowl can truly transform it into a soup.
Local Man Sets World Record for Unappetizing Meal
2023-06-24
A brave man from our town has achieved something truly remarkable: breaking the world record for the most worms consumed in one sitting. Meet Frank Burns, the unlikely hero who ate his way to the top and proved that nothing can stop a determined worm-eater.