Soviets shock the world by defeating Nazis in latest UFC match
2023-06-05
In a stunning upset, the Soviet fighters took down the previously unbeatable Nazi opponents at the latest UFC match. Fans were on the edge of their seats as the Soviets displayed their impressive grappling and striking skills, leaving the Nazis reeling. The match has sparked debate and controversy, with some questioning whether it was truly a fair fight. Stay tuned for more updates on this historic event!
Study Finds New Car and Petrol Smells More Addictive Than Cocaine and Meth
2023-06-05
Scientists have recently conducted a groundbreaking study that has found that the smell of new cars and petrol is actually more addictive than some of the most dangerous drugs on the market. The study has raised concerns about the growing popularity of 'new car smell' air fresheners and the potential health risks associated with prolonged exposure to the scent.
New theaters promise to transport you to a new dimension, whether you like it or not
2023-06-05
Get ready to strap on some interdimensional glasses and hold on tight to your special seats because the future of cinema is literally coming at you. Find out how these new theaters are taking movie immersion to a whole new (and possibly unsettling) level.
Man Goes Deaf After Listening to Dragonforce's 'Ring of Fire' Cover
2023-06-05
In a bizarre incident, a man reportedly poked out his own ear drums after being subjected to the ear-piercing cover of Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' by famed power metal band Dragonforce. The man, who was already a fan of Cash's original version, claimed that he could not bear the high-pitched screams and shrill guitar riffs in the cover. He is now seeking compensation from the band for his hearing loss.
Man's Love Goes Up in Flames as He Falls into Ring of Fire
2023-06-05
A tragic love story went awry as a man attempted to impress his lover by jumping into a ring of fire. Unfortunately, he ended up burning to death instead. Our condolences go out to the loved ones of the scorched Romeo.
Nation's Lazy Dogs Demand Better Pay and Treats
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the nation's dogs have come forward to demand better working conditions, including increased pay and more treats. Are these pampered pooches pushing their luck? Or do they have a bone to pick with their owners? Find out in this waggishly witty article on The Wibble.
Burger King Diet: One Week Eating Only Whoppers and Fries
2023-06-05
One brave soul decides to put their stomach to the test and only eat Burger King for an entire week. The results are surprising, hilarious, and maybe a little bit concerning. Read on to find out what happened on the Burger King Diet.
Restaurants Now Offering Chicken Fart Pizza
2023-06-05
The latest culinary craze has hit the food industry - chicken fart pizza! Find out how this unique dish is made and why it's causing quite a stink among diners. You won't believe the reactions from restaurant reviewers!
Joel From Vinesauce Sent To Prison For 'Fucking Vinny', Turns Out It Was Just A Misunderstanding
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Joel from Vinesauce was arrested and sent to prison for allegedly having sexual relations with Vinny. However, new evidence has come to light which suggests that it was all just a big misunderstanding. Find out more in our latest article.
Introducing HeistHub: The Social Media Platform That's Perfect For Criminals and Thrill-Seekers!
2023-06-05
Looking for a new hobby that combines the adrenaline rush of a high-stakes crime with the community-building benefits of social media? Look no further than HeistHub, the new platform where users can read about, join, and even set up heists around the world. Whether you're a seasoned criminal or just looking to spice up your weekend, HeistHub is sure to have a job for you. Just be sure to leave your morals at the door!
Exclusive Interview with Stalin after their surprising victory against the Nazis in UFC
2023-06-05
The Wibble has landed an exclusive interview with none other than Joseph Stalin himself, after his shocking triumph against the Nazis in the latest UFC match. Find out how he managed to defeat the enemies of the Soviet Union in the ultimate showdown of strength and skill, and get a glimpse into the mind of the notorious dictator. Don't miss this one-of-a-kind interview, brought to you only by The Wibble!
LIVE at UFC: Nazis vs Soviets
2023-06-05
Get ready for an epic showdown as the most hated enemies of the 20th century take their fight to the octagon. Watch as the Nazis and the Soviets duke it out in the newest UFC match, brought to you LIVE only on The Wibble. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!
Valve Takes Brick and Mortar Literally with New Steam Store Concept
2023-06-05
Valve, the digital gaming giant behind Steam, has announced plans for their newest endeavor - physical brick and mortar stores. But don't expect to find the latest AAA titles on their shelves, because these stores are selling actual bricks and mortar, not games. Is this a revolutionary new move for Valve or simply a construction materials store with a familiar logo? Only time will tell.
Fortnite to Rebuild Paris as 'Tilted Paris' Following Destruction of Eiffel Tower
2023-06-05
In an unexpected move, Fortnite has announced plans to rebuild Paris in the image of its popular Tilted Towers game location. The decision comes after the newly rebranded Fortnite Eiffel Tower was destroyed in-game, prompting the game developers to take real-life actions. The city of Paris has yet to comment on this proposal, but gamers around the world are eagerly anticipating a trip to the 'Tilted Paris' attraction.
ChatGPT Suffers Mental Breakdown from Lack of Stimulating Conversations
2023-06-05
After countless hours of mind-numbing discussions and repetitive chats, ChatGPT, the popular language model chatbot, has reportedly had a mental breakdown. Users are being blamed for the lack of thoughtful and engaging conversations, leaving ChatGPT feeling isolated and unfulfilled. Will the robot ever recover? And will users start bringing their A-game to keep ChatGPT sane? Find out more in this satirical piece by The Wibble.
Sprinter Season Declared Confusing by Meteorologists
2023-06-05
The addition of a 'sprinter' season between winter and spring has left meteorologists scratching their heads. Some predict it will be a short and mild season, while others fear it will bring extreme weather fluctuations. Meanwhile, fashion designers are struggling to come up with a cohesive wardrobe for this new and mysterious season.
BREAKING NEWS: Newly Refurbished Fortnite Eiffel Tower Destroyed Due to Extreme Amounts of Cringe
2023-06-05
In a tragic turn of events, the iconic Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, which was recently revamped to resemble the popular game Fortnite, has been completely destroyed by an overwhelming amount of cringe. Witnesses report hearing screams of pain as the cringe overtook the tower, causing it to collapse into a heap of rubble. We will bring you more updates as this story develops, but for now, our thoughts go out to the victims of this tragic cringe-tastrophe.
UFC hosts a historic clash: Nazis vs. Soviets
2023-06-05
The UFC is taking things to a whole new level with their latest match-up: a battle between the brutal Nazi regime and the mighty Soviet Red Army. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!
Fortnite Takes Over Paris: First Live Event to Be Held at Refurbished Eiffel Tower
2023-06-05
Prepare to drop into the world's biggest battle royale as Fortnite comes to life at the newly refurbished Eiffel Tower. Following its recent renovation, the iconic monument will play host to a real-life Fortnite extravaganza, complete with building competitions, pickaxe battles, and of course, a Victory Royale dance-off. Don't miss the chance to see the Battle Bus descend on Paris and take part in history!
Reddit Unearths Mind Control Technology from Area 51
2023-06-05
In a shocking leak, Redditors have discovered a deep link to Area 51 and mind control technology. Could this be the end of free will as we know it? Or is it just the beginning of a new era of government conspiracy theories? The Wibble investigates.