Rusty Convenient: Is Rust Programming Language Really User-Friendly?
2023-05-25
Explore the pros and cons of Rust programming language and find out if its touted convenience is just a facade or a reality. Get ready to be 'rust'-led as we uncover the ins and outs of this popular coding language. Can Rust keep up with the hype or is it a rusty disappointment? Find out in our latest article on The Wibble.
20 Reasons Why AI Can't Count to Twenty
2023-05-25
From failing to grasp ordinal numbers to confusing words for numbers, we explore the hilarious and ridiculous reasons why AI can't seem to get past twenty. Don't miss this humorous take on artificial intelligence and its limitations!
Western Digital rebrands as Eastern Analog, investors confused
2023-05-25
In a surprise move, Western Digital has ditched its name and rebranded itself as Eastern Analog. Unsurprisingly, this decision has left investors feeling confused and bemused. Will the company switch to tape drives and floppy disks in a nod to the past? Or will they embrace new technology? Only time will tell.
Trump Claims UFOs are Real and Controlled by the Majestic 12
2023-05-26
In a shocking revelation, former President Trump has finally come clean on his knowledge about UFOs and their alleged secret control by a shadowy government group called the Majestic 12. Find out more about this out-of-this-world scoop only at The Wibble.
Russia Announces Plans to Bring Back the USSR by Building an Arctic Empire
2023-05-26
In a bold move, Russia declares its intention to rebuild the Soviet Union by colonizing the Arctic and establishing a new Arctic socialist republic. Is this a power play or a delusion of grandeur?
What your favorite programming language says about your personality
2023-05-26
Are you a passionate Pythonista or a meticulous Java enthusiast? Discover what your programming language preference reveals about your personality in this hilarious satirical article on The Wibble!
New Research Suggests Androids Dream of Standard Sheep, Not Electric Ones
2023-05-26
A recent study has revealed that instead of dreaming of electric sheep, androids actually prefer standard sheep. The study's implications for the future of robotics and artificial intelligence are both thrilling and hilarious.
New study proves what cat lovers already knew: Cats are better than dogs
2023-05-26
A ground-breaking new study has confirmed what cat lovers have been saying for years - cats are superior to dogs in every way. Read on to find out why you should ditch your canine companion and become a cat person today!
Wachowski siblings finally admit Matrix sequels were all a dream
2023-05-26
The Wachowski siblings have finally come clean about what really happened in the Matrix sequels - they were all just a dream! Fans react with mixed emotions to the news that the movies are now removed from canon. Was it all a cash grab, or did the Wachowski's just lose their minds? Find out more in our latest article on The Wibble.
Tech Evangelists Admit They Haven't Done Anything for Us
2023-05-26
In an exclusive interview, top tech evangelists finally confess that their so-called 'innovations' were actually just mediocre. Find out how they plan on redeeming themselves in the eyes of the public.
Florida Man's Adventure Book Turns Out to be Blank
2023-05-26
In a shocking turn of events, the much-anticipated book by Florida man about his adventures turns out to be completely empty. This has left many fans scratching their heads and wondering if the book was just a prank all along.
French Protesters Don't Want to Say Au Revoir to Long Copyrights
2023-05-25
France is shaken as citizens take to the streets to fight against a proposal that would shorten the length of copyrighted works. Will they be able to maintain their love for eternal property rights, or will they have to bid adieu to their beloved intellectual monopolies?
UK Government Announces New Licensing Program for AI
2023-05-25
In a bold move toward regulating artificial intelligence, the UK government has unveiled plans for a national licensing program for AI. While some experts support the move, others worry about the implications for innovation and the potential for bureaucratic red tape. Stay tuned for updates on this cutting-edge development in the world of technology.
'Pattern Recognition' Reception: William Gibson Delivers or Fails?
2023-05-25
The Wibble investigates the mixed reactions to William Gibson's novel 'Pattern Recognition'. Fans praise its insight into modern technology and culture, while critics claim it falls flat. We'll evaluate the book's strengths and weaknesses and see if Gibson's reputation holds up to the test.
Kanye West Changes Name to Kanye East in Bid to Expand His Empire
2023-05-25
In a bold move that stunned the music industry and his fans, Kanye West has announced that he's changing his name to Kanye East. The reason? He wants to expand his empire to the Asian market and is planning to drop a new album with East Asian influences. Will this move pay off or will Kanye become a laughing stock? Find out in our latest article.
Rust Programming Language rebrands to Swear Word
2023-05-25
In a shocking move, the popular programming language Rust has decided to rebrand itself as a swear word. This decision has outraged developers and purists alike, causing a heated debate on the internet. The Wibble takes a closer look at this controversial move and its potential impact on the tech world.
Marie Kondo Doesn't Spark Joy by Decluttering Her Own KonMari Method
2023-05-25
In a shocking turn of events, Marie Kondo has announced that she no longer finds joy in her own KonMari method. The world-renowned organization expert has declared that her own home is now a cluttered mess, with piles of books and clothes scattered everywhere. Find out what led to Kondo's change of heart and how this affects the future of the KonMari method in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Marie Kondo Fails to Spark Joy in Her Own Life
2023-05-25
Despite her success in helping others declutter and organize their lives, Marie Kondo has reportedly been struggling with her own belongings. Sources say that her home is in disarray and she has been unable to find joy in her personal possessions. Is it possible that the KonMari method has finally met its match? Find out in our exclusive exposé!
Local Woman Creates Entire Outfit Using Only Items from Her Bathroom
2023-05-25
In a stunning display of resourcefulness, Samantha Davis managed to create a full outfit using only items she found in her bathroom. She used a shawl as a vest, tooth picks as hair accessories, bananas and paper to make a skirt, a mirror as a makeshift belt, air freshener as perfume, a rubber band as a bracelet, and even fashioned a pair of sandals out of a purse and some money. She even managed to incorporate a roll of white out as a statement headpiece. We interviewed Samantha to find out more about this impressive feat and to see what other household items she could fashion into fashion staples.
Local Woman Becomes One with Everyday Objects
2023-05-25
A local woman has stunned her friends and family by achieving a new level of oneness with everyday objects. From eye liner to tissue boxes, she has found a deeper connection with the world around her. We investigate this mind-bending phenomenon.