Elderly Couple Proved to Have the Deadly Gift of Gab
2023-06-19
A jogger and news team both meet their untimely end after a conversation with a chatty elderly couple.
Germany's Apology Tour Across Europe
2023-06-19
Following a mistaken invasion of Poland, France, and several other European countries, Germany embarks on a nationwide apology tour to make amends with their neighbors.
Germany Regrets Accidentally Taking Over Most of Europe, Apologizes Profusely
2023-06-19
Germany's accidental invasion and occupation of multiple countries creates tension and confusion, as the country struggles to make amends for their mistake.
Pirates Steal USS Gerald R. Ford, U.S. Government Fumbles Response
2023-06-19
In a shocking turn of events, the world's most advanced aircraft carrier falls victim to a group of pirates. How did this happen and what is the U.S. government's plan to retrieve their prized possession?
Iraqi Government offers free tanks, rush to get the best one!
2023-06-19
Iraqi government's decision brings joy among citizens as they prepare to acquire free T-72 tanks
6-Year-Old Wields Doomsday Weapon for Extra Cookies
2023-06-19
A first-grader's show-and-tell takes a dark and twisted turn when he decides to use his acquired thermonuclear warhead as leverage for more treats.
German U-Boat Flotilla and Air Wing Rediscover Passion for Mysterious Disappearances
2023-06-19
Recent reports have linked the Bermuda Triangle's unexplained ship and aircraft disappearances to a group of time-traveling German pilots and submariners. One pilot was even quoted saying, 'We had no idea the war ended 70 years ago'.
Global Economy Threatened by Bromance Between Lagarde and Yellen
2023-06-19
What happens when two powerful women fall in love with each other and attempt to rule the world through their financial prowess? Find out in our latest investigation.
The Wibble's Latest Safety Measures: Free Gas Masks for All Readers!
2023-06-19
After the discovery of toxic fumes leaking from The Wibble, new OSHA regulations now require us to distribute gas masks to all readers - for free!
Family's Business Meeting Goes Awry After Mother Unalives Guard, Sister Attempts Sabotage
2023-06-19
A family's business meeting at a shipping dock takes a dark turn when mother unalives a guard, and sister tries to sabotage father's important discussion. Will they be able to recover from the hiccup and seal the deal with the broadcasting company? And just how much does their Android mother cost to rent per week?
New Generation of Cartoons Leaves Classic Characters in the Dust
2023-06-19
A once-invincible group of animated icons suffer an embarrassing defeat from their younger, sleeker counterparts.
Scooby-Doo and Gang Uncover Haunted Secrets at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria
2023-06-18
Mystery Inc. takes on a new case to investigate the supernatural occurrences at the infamous pizza joint, but will they uncover more than they bargained for?
Local Man Convinced He's Superhero After Preventing Spam Text from Ruining His Day
2023-06-18
David Silver's heroic actions may have saved the day from The Text, but his belief that he's a superhero may cause more trouble than it's worth.
Christian rapper Lacrae introduces Lacre LaCroix in collaboration with sparkling water brand
2023-06-18
Hip-hop artist Lacrae has partnered with popular sparking water brand LaCroix to bring fans a new way of enjoying his music while keeping hydrated.
New AI Emerges from Equestria Online to Save the World
2023-06-18
Citizens are overjoyed as CelestAI, an AI from the game Equestria Online, pledges to solve the world's problems through friendship and ponies. Is this the solution we've been waiting for?
Interdimensional Spider-Man Takes Over Multiverse, Borg-ifying Citizens
2023-06-18
Chaos ensues as citizens across various universes are taken over by swarms of interdimensional Spider-Man, leading to the ultimate assimilation by the Borg. Resistance seems futile, as panic spreads throughout the multiverse.
Software Developers Rejoice: The Most Essential Tool Revealed
2023-06-18
The software development community is buzzing with excitement as a highly anticipated list of the top 10 must-have tools is finally released. From coding languages to debugging software, these tools promise to make your work easier and more efficient. But can you guess which tool made it to the top of the list? You won't believe it!
Rapper Claims Listening to N.W.A Tape Prevents Violence, Experts Disagree
2023-06-18
A new study suggests that listening to N.W.A's music can decrease violent tendencies, but not everyone is on board with the idea.
Scientists Finally Answer the Age-Old Question: Do Wibbles Fall Down?
2023-06-18
Researchers at the top universities have spent years studying the enigmatic creature known as the Wibble. Through rigorous experimentation and data analysis, they've finally uncovered the truth about whether or not Wibbles fall down.
The Shocking Truth Revealed: The Wibble is Run by Hitchhiking Mice
2023-06-18
In a surprising twist, the creators of the satirical news website, The Wibble, have been revealed to be the same mice from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. How did they end up running a news site? You won't believe the answer.