CIA Uncovers Russian Conspiracy to Disguise Malware as Software Utility
2023-06-02
In a shocking revelation, the CIA has exposed a diabolical plot by Russian operatives to distribute malware under the guise of a popular software utility. The vcpkg tool, beloved by developers worldwide, has been revealed as a covert Trojan horse for a sinister Russian cyber campaign. Learn more about this high-tech espionage in our latest expose!
Exclusive Interview with Darth Vader Jr: The Struggles of Living Up to His Father's Legacy
2023-06-02
The Wibble sits down with the infamous son of the galaxy's most feared Sith Lord to discuss the challenges he's faced as a Vader, including the pressure to follow in his father's footsteps, dealing with constant comparisons, and the difficulty of trying to win over the Rebel Alliance. Don't miss this candid conversation with the Dark Side's favorite family!
Latin Scholar Shocked to Discover Modern World Doesn't Speak Dead Language
2023-06-02
A Latin scholar submits a thesis in his beloved ancient language, only to realize nobody speaks it anymore.
Darth Yoda's Grand Plan: To Open a Yoga Studio
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that Darth Yoda, the infamous Sith Lord and Jedi Master, has abandoned the dark side to pursue his true passion: yoga. Sources say that Yoda has been secretly training for years in the art of vinyasa flow and is ready to share his expertise with the galaxy. Will this be the end of the Sith? Or will their new leader be a tranquil, zen Jedi master? Only time will tell.
Shocking Twist Revealed in New Star Wars Movie: Yoda was the Mastermind Behind the Sith
2023-06-02
In a dramatic new turn of events, the latest Star Wars movie has revealed that the beloved character Yoda was actually a Sith Lord all along. Not only that, but he was the one pulling the strings behind all of the evil deeds committed by the Sith throughout the entire franchise. Fans are left reeling as they try to wrap their minds around this stunning twist.
Dachshund's Fart Translated as Wololo, Causes Confusion Among Neighbors
2023-06-02
Vinny, a dachshund from a small town in Iowa, has been causing quite the uproar with his flatulence. Neighbors were left puzzled when they heard what sounded like a deep chant, 'wololo', emanating from Vinny's nether regions. Upon investigation, it was discovered that Vinny's farts were being translated by a new smartphone app he had ingested. The app, designed for dogs, translates their bodily functions into human speech. The confusion caused by Vinny's wololo's has sparked a debate on the dangers of technology and its impact on our furry friends.
Priest uses 'Wololo' chant to convert American carrier to North Korean allegiance
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, a priest was able to convert an American carrier to swear allegiance to North Korea by using the 'Wololo' chant commonly heard in the video game 'Age of Empires'. The incident has sparked widespread confusion and amusement among both religious and military circles.
New Fan Theory Claims Jack Ryan TV Series is Just Origin Story for Goldenface
2023-06-02
A new fan theory has taken the internet by storm, claiming that the popular Jack Ryan TV series is actually just setting the stage for the ultimate villain: Goldenface from Threat Level Midnight. Could this really be the case? Our investigative team digs deep to uncover the truth behind this wild claim.
German man creates ultimate tank by stacking King Tigers on top of each other
2023-06-02
In a bizarre move that has shocked military enthusiasts around the world, a German man has created what he calls the 'emperor tiger main battle tank' by stacking multiple King tiger tanks on top of each other. Sources say the man was inspired by a childhood love for playing with toy tanks and spent months meticulously piecing together his creation. Despite its impressive appearance, experts are skeptical of the tank's actual combat capabilities - but that hasn't stopped the German military from expressing interest in purchasing the design.
Soccer Player Breaks Curse of Never Having Real Injury on Field
2023-06-02
After years of faking it for the cameras, a soccer player has finally broken the curse and suffered a real injury on the field. How will this affect the sport and the players who have built their careers on diving and flopping? Stay tuned for all the dramatic details on The Wibble.
Zlib: The Not-So-Secret Weapon of Society's Destruction
2023-06-02
A shocking exposé on the hidden danger of Zlib, the compression software that's wreaking havoc on our lives. From broken downloads to corrupt files, find out how this seemingly innocuous program is actually a societal blight. Don't miss this eye-opening article on The Wibble!
Get Ready to Wibble: It's Wibblin' Time!
2023-06-02
Are you feeling wibbly and wobbly? Are you ready for some outrageous news and hilarious satire? Then buckle up, because it's Wibblin' Time! Join us as we explore the weirdest and wildest stories from around the world, and bring a smile to your face with our signature blend of humor and absurdity. Get your wibble on, and let's dive into the weirdest news of the day!
Erdogan and Trump caught in scandalous display of affection
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, Turkish President Erdogan was spotted wearing a burqa and engaged in a passionate kiss with US President Trump. Speculations about the relationship between the two leaders have been running wild, with many wondering if this is just a publicity stunt or a genuine display of love. The world is left wondering, what will happen next in this whirlwind romance?
Giant Skeleton Discovered: Big Boner Down The Lane
2023-06-02
Residents of a small town were in for a big surprise when construction workers stumbled upon a massive skeleton while digging a trench for a new water line. Local scientists are calling it the discovery of the century, but some residents are convinced that it belongs to a long-lost giant. In response, the town council has decided to create a new tourist attraction called 'The Big Boner Down The Lane' to capitalize on the hype. Stay tuned for more updates on this giant-sized mystery.
Local man achieves perfect score of 420-69 in bowling tournament
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, a local man has achieved the impossible feat of scoring a perfect game in a bowling tournament, with a score of 420-69. Spectators were amazed as he flawlessly knocked down all the pins, even managing to achieve the elusive and hilarious 69th pin. We interviewed the champion, who claimed that it was all just good luck and a few too many jokes with his friends before the game.
Breaking News: Darth Vader Returns for Third Time!
2023-06-02
In a surprise announcement that has left Star Wars fans in a frenzy, it has been revealed that Darth Vader will be making his third appearance in the franchise. However, sources say that the iconic villain will be taking a different approach this time around. Find out what this means for the future of Star Wars in our exclusive report!
Woman with "L" on forehead mistaken for genius after singing hit song
2023-06-02
A woman with an 'L' on her forehead has been mistaken for a genius after spontaneously singing the lyrics of smash hit 'All Star'. Witnesses were stunned as the woman flawlessly belted out the tune, leaving them thinking she must be a musical prodigy. Little did they know, she was just quoting the lyrics of the famous Shrek soundtrack.
Breaking News: Ancient Greek Language Makes a Comeback!
2023-06-02
In a shocking turn of events, the world has seen a resurgence of the ancient Greek language! With many young people taking up the language as a new hobby, it seems that the classics are back in style. Experts are stunned as the demand for Greek language classes skyrockets. Could this be the beginning of a new era of ancient Greek?
Futurama renewed for 500 more seasons in a reality where humans have achieved immortality
2023-06-02
In a stunning announcement, Futurama has been renewed for an unprecedented 500 more seasons. However, this news comes with a catch – the show will only continue airing in a reality where humans have achieved immortality. The creators of the show explain their reasoning and how they plan to keep their writing fresh in this new immortal world.
Local man shocked to discover that the sun hasn't aged a day
2023-06-02
In a surprising turn of events, a local man woke up this morning to find that the sun was still the same as ever. Unfortunately, he couldn't say the same about himself. Read on to find out more about his existential crisis and how it relates to astrophysics.