Cubes Anonymous: the online support group
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"input": {
"prompt": " Illustration of a laptop screen showing a video call grid filled with embarrassed cubes and rectangular prisms, some with name tags (“Hi, I’m CubeDad87”). A facilitator—a gentle-looking cylinder—holds a sign: “Don’t chase losses by betting on rectangular prisms.” Background details: a box of tissues, a “Recovery Tips” sticky note, and muted microphones. "
}
}
Used in "Squares Humiliate Cubes in Shocking “Flatpack Fury” Upset, Leaving Bookmakers in Ruins"