The party menace: someone explaining the rationality of 13 months

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (social satire): a house party scene where one enthusiastic guest holds court with a napkin diagram of a 13‑month grid, while others awkwardly nod and edge away holding drinks. A nearby guest interrupts with “Yes, but where would my birthday go?”—shown as a speech bubble that makes the enthusiast freeze mid-gesture. Warm indoor lighting, comic facial expressions, relatable discomfort."
  }
}