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Education Minister announces the “Curriculum of the Final Dawn” outside the renamed Hall of Portents and Mild Panic

Photo-style image outside a grand but slightly shabby UK government building (neoclassical façade, stone steps, tall columns). A lectern with a plain seal (no real government crest) stands on the steps. The minister—middle-aged white man in a dark suit and tie—speaks earnestly while, around him, two “officials” in understated robes hold clipboards and a brass ceremonial hourglass. A temporary banner reads “HALL OF PORTENTS AND MILD PANIC” in overly formal lettering. Press microphones in the foreground, grey overcast sky, faint thunderclouds for comedic atmosphere.