Condiment compliance officer at work

Condiment compliance officer at work
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "A stern-faced official in a tiny burger-shaped hat measuring ketchup droplet placement with calipers on a miniature scale, surrounded by clipboards labeled 'Regulation 7B: Bun Adhesion Thresholds'"
  }
}

Used in "National Emergency Declared Over Incorrect Ketchup Placement on Hamburgers"