“Checking your browser…” purgatory

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo-style illustration of a browser window filling the frame with a massive spinner and the text “Checking your browser before accessing…” plus a fake estimated time remaining that reads “5 hours.” Include a coffee cup gone cold, a desk clock ticking loudly, and a user’s hand aging in a quick visual gag (e.g., a few gray hairs on the knuckles), conveying the passage of time and frustration."
  }
}