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Consultant explains it for $900/hour

Illustration of a slick consultant in a suit presenting a deck titled “Digital Sovereignty Simplified.” The slide shows a flowchart: “Block Foreigners” → “Block Locals” → “Everyone Uses VPN” → “Everyone is Foreign” → “Problem Solved.” Include a small invoice on the table reading “$900/hr” and a client looking confused but nodding, capturing the satire about expensive nonsense.