Central banks deploy the ceremonial gong

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (satirical editorial style) of a grand, marble central-bank hall with a huge ornate bronze gong on a stand. A central banker in a suit holds an oversized mallet mid-swing while other officials watch solemnly. In the background: ticker boards display absurd prices (e.g., “OXYGEN £7.4T”) and “CONFIDENCE” as a line chart. Add small details: nameplates reading “RATE ADJUSTMENTS,” “STRONGLY WORDED FEELINGS,” and “GONG.”  "
  }
}