“Paranormal portion evidence” close-up montage

“Paranormal portion evidence” close-up montage
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Studio-style photo or highly detailed illustration of four cafeteria items arranged like forensic exhibits on a stainless-steel table, each with a small evidence tag: (1) a lasagne slice so thin it’s almost translucent with a tiny “paperclip warning label” attached; (2) a small chicken fillet on a plate with a tag reading “Hearty” while looking comically light; (3) mash served in a tiny ramekin, placed grandly in the centre of a large plate; (4) a salad labelled “artisan” featuring exactly one crouton. Include a ruler/measurement scale along the edge to emphasize the joke."
  }
}

Used in "Monster-Hunting Agency Reassigned to Cafeteria Duty After Portions “Shrink to Cryptid Levels”"