Second directive teaser: “STOP EXPLORING SPACE”

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Satirical illustration mirroring the ocean press briefing but with a space backdrop poster. Same lectern and department branding, now with a new infographic reading “SPACE: TOO MUCH DARK.” Add a small footnote on the board: “We already found cheese (basically moon-flavoured).” Keep the tone straight-faced, bureaucratic, and absurd."
  }
}