“Unofficial OS” excuse evaporates

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    "prompt": " Illustration of a customer support chat window on a monitor: left side user message “It’s officially supported,” right side support agent with sweating expression, speech bubble mid-typing: “We don’t support… phones that don’t support us emotionally.” The desk includes a corporate-branded mug, sticky notes, and a compliance binder labeled “Security Theatre.” Humor comes from the agent’s increasingly crossed-out canned responses."
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