“Department for Temporal Efficiency and Vibes” launches with baffling chart

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    "prompt": " Illustration (editorial cartoon): a clean, bureaucratic meeting room where a large flipchart shows “365 ÷ 13 = 28… +1 PATRIOTISM DAY?” with messy marker scribbles. The DTEV acronym appears on a lanyard badge. Visual gag: the chart is pristine except for one chaotic sticky note and a doodled smiley. Tone: dry satire, British civil service aesthetic."
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