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Philosophy department thrills at relevance: “We must first define ‘is’”

Illustration inside a university hallway: a chalkboard sign outside a philosophy office reads “Emergency Seminar: What Is Wetness?” Students queue with coffee; Dr. Harriet Soggs (lecturer with chalk-dusted hands) gazes into the middle distance while saying “We must first define ‘is’.” A nearby physicist trudges past carrying beach gear, headed “into the sea.”