Overseas review writers in Texas cosplay

Overseas review writers in Texas cosplay
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "A confused Filipino office worker in Manila typing 'best brisket in Texas' reviews on a laptop surrounded by Texas flags and bewildered armadillos wearing cowboy hats, neon 'TEXAS ONLY' sign flickering overhead"
  }
}

Used in "Texas Firm Vows to Keep Google Reviews Purely American, Despite Evidence To The Contrary"