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Economists Furious at the Institute for Advanced Assumptions

Photo/illustration of a wood-paneled think tank office with Dr. Bryce Halberd at a podium, visibly distressed, pointing at a chart that says “GDP Up Because: Potholes Down.” Behind him, colleagues clutch branded tote bags and look scandalized; a slide reads “Unicorn Startups vs. Public Transport Usage” with the public transport line inexplicably winning.