Boomzilla reading despite themselves

Boomzilla reading despite themselves
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration of an unnamed, gender-neutral figure in casual clothes sitting at a desk at night, lit by the glow of a phone or laptop. Their eyebrows are raised in reluctant focus, and their finger is mid-scroll. On-screen is a blurred article layout with the headline partially visible: “Reasons You Should Ignore This Article.” Include subtle visual cues of compulsion (e.g., coffee, bitten nail, a twitchy knee) while keeping it anonymous—no identifiable likeness."
  }
}

Used in "Top Ten Reasons Why Boomzilla Should Totally Ignore This Article"