Hazmat team investigating paper shred cloud

Hazmat team investigating paper shred cloud
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    "prompt": "bureaucratic officials in comically oversized hazmat suits made of recycled caution tape examining a floating cloud of dissolving paper shreds, one holds a sobbing clipboard, surreal office background with floating coffee mugs"
  }
}

Used in "BREAKING: Stapler Safety Guide Erased From Reality, Blame Shifted To 'Interdimensional Paper Jam'"