Start-up tool: “Panic, but professionally” dashboard

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    "prompt": " Illustration of a sleek SaaS interface on a laptop: modules labeled “BLAME SUPPLY CHAINS,” “REBRAND BANKRUPTCY → STRATEGIC HIBERNATION,” and “LOSS → CELEBRATORY INFOGRAPHIC.” The main chart is absurdly cheerful (confetti animation) while a side panel shows “Company status: Becoming a rumor.” In the background, a founder in a hoodie and blazer hybrid types calmly while the office plant wilts—clean tech aesthetic with satirical copy.  "
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