“Operation Kernel Panic”: the corn-print tank

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Medium-wide image of a tank or armoured vehicle wrapped in a repeating corn/maize pattern (yellow cobs, green husks) like a fashion fabric. Place it near farmland—edge of a cornfield, a barn in the distance—so the joke lands. Include one local farmer in the background, arms crossed, baffled, and a soldier proudly gesturing as if presenting a new car."
  }
}