Garden centre help-desk overwhelmed by bizarre questions

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo inside a UK garden centre customer-service counter with visible carnivorous-plant display (small pots of Venus flytraps, sundews, and pitcher plants) and a staff member (Ayesha Patel: British South Asian woman, late 20s–40s, name badge) looking politely exhausted while holding a clipboard; a queue of customers in the background holding plants and asking questions; include a tasteful prop like a laminated “Care Guide: Distilled Water Only” sign; no depiction of harm—keep it comedic and grounded."
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