Government press briefing: “WATER: STILL WET”

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo-style illustration of a staged press conference in a bland government media room. A calm-looking spokesperson (fictional “Claire Dimm”) stands at a lectern with multiple microphones and a serious seal-like department logo reading “Department for Keeping Everyone Calm.” Beside her is an oversized easel infographic with big block letters “WATER: STILL WET,” a simple blue rectangle diagram, and unnecessary bullet points like “Confirmed: damp.” Deadpan tone, fluorescent lighting, reporters’ hands holding notepads in the foreground."
  }
}