Prime Minister’s emergency address on a podium of thesauruses

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo staged like a press conference: a Prime Minister figure at a lectern improvised from stacked thesauruses and dictionaries, microphones clustered in front. A UK flag or neutral government backdrop behind. The leader squints at cue cards that look slightly melted/ink-smudged. Mood: solemn but absurd."
  }
}