Emotional support potato program

Emotional support potato program
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "A solemn display counter in a supermarket with a single, perfectly polished russet potato wearing a tiny 'Emotional Support Tuber' vest, surrounded by velvet ropes and a 'Do Not Pet' sign. Soft spotlight, sterile background"
  }
}

Used in "QuickMart Introduces 'Express Lane Anxiety Tax' for Over-Itemed Shoppers"