Emotional support potato program
{ "input": { "prompt": "A solemn display counter in a supermarket with a single, perfectly polished russet potato wearing a tiny 'Emotional Support Tuber' vest, surrounded by velvet ropes and a 'Do Not Pet' sign. Soft spotlight, sterile background" } }
Used in "QuickMart Introduces 'Express Lane Anxiety Tax' for Over-Itemed Shoppers"