Institute for Advanced Regrets “study” chart with causes of bugs

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Graphic illustration styled like a research report: a pie chart split into “Just a quick change — 72%” and “Who even wrote this, oh God it was me — 28%.” Beneath it, three bold callouts: “I didn’t think anyone used that,” “It worked on my machine,” and “We’ll circle back after the release,” with a small flame icon next to each. Add a faux academic header: “Institute for Advanced Regrets — Production Incident Linguistics, 2026.” Keep typography clean, like a serious report contrasted with ridiculous labels."
  }
}