Dr. Marnie Quibbleton unveils “The Universal Tier List” in Geneva

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration of a modern press conference room in Geneva with a podium labeled “International Institute for Ranking Things That Cannot Be Ranked.” Dr. Marnie Quibbleton (middle-aged, composed, academic style, blazer, glasses) stands at the microphone gesturing toward a giant projected tier-list grid (S through F). In the foreground, journalists hold phones and tablets streaming the event; include subtle visual gags like one reporter simultaneously watching a vertical livestream interface and a chaotic comment feed, but avoid real platform logos (use generic “LIVE” badges and scrolling comments).  "
  }
}